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Some of the strangest songs, sounds, interviews, and randomly recorded insanity ever made, all created by The Weird World.

We ask that you not be offended by these audio files. Practically every race, religion, ethnic group, government official, and famous face are insulted once, if not numerous times at random intervals throughout the audio, so if you are offended easily, this is probably not the place for you. Pay close attention to the ratings system if you wish to"try" to avoid offensive material.

We also would like to recommend to you, that if there are two versions of a file (specifically chipmunk vs real time), download the real time version first. The chipmunk version goes to fast to understand most of the conversation.

We apologize, but the sounds page became to long for us to work with, so we've divided it in to three parts:

The 2005 Sounds Page

The 2004 Sounds Page

The 1999 Sounds Page

Key:

= Musical

Improv = Improvisation (Created off the top of the head, spur of the moment, no script, etc.)

Scripted = Pre-written / Scripted ahead of time, not improv

R & T = Creators/Actors of the audio files plus the year it was made

For the protection of the little people, a rating system has been imposed on the audio files as follows:

G - Good for all audiences

PG - Parental Guidance may be needed

R - Really Really vulgar and obscene in some places

SALTT - Should Anybody Listen To This? (Extremely vulgar, probably offensive, you'll find yourself wondering "Do I want to hear this?")

Animals

Rating: G

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Baking Soda

Rating: G

Size: 162 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Bobby Fischer

Rating: G

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Bunny Rap

Rating: PG

Size: 348 KB

Scripted by: R -1999
Buying Soup

Rating: PG

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Cheerio Rap

Rating: G

Size: 199 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Wannabe Carpenter

Rating: G

Size: 320 KB

Scripted by: R -1999
Computer French

Rating: G

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Cookie

Rating: G

Size: 408 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Crotch Noise

Rating: PG

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Deedle Deedle

Rating: G

Size: 408 KB

Improv by: R -1999
At The Vet

Rating: PG

Size: 603 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Baby Goo

Rating: G

Size: 52 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Cheese and Cow Droppings

Rating: PG

Size: 342 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Dollwitdadoll

Rating: PG

Size: 324 KB

Scripted by: R -1999
Edible Shoe

Rating: G

Size: 154 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Get High

Rating: PG

Size: 67 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Gorilla Sex

Rating: R

Size: 403 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Jasons Visit

Rating: PG

Size: 287 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Kick Ass

Rating: PG

Size: 28 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Lord of the Underworld

Rating: PG

Size: 50 KB

Improv by: R -1999
My Doggie

Rating: G

Size: 202 KB

Improv by: R -1999
My Eggs

Rating: G

Size: 153 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Picture on my Wall

Rating: PG

Size: 476 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Pink Bear

Rating: G

Size: 1,595 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Pink

Rating: G

Size: 91 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Sadam and Satan

Rating: PG

Size: 136 KB

Improv by: R -1999
School Lunch

Rating: G

Size: 1,486 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Shampoo

Rating: G

Size: 198 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Take Dump

Rating: PG

Size: 26 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Thingy

Rating: PG

Size: 494 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Zerg Anthem

Rating: PG

Size: 151 KB

Scripted by: R -1999
Door Pie

Rating: PG

Size: 162 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Edios

Rating: G

Size: 540 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Fruit Juice

Rating: G

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Ham

Rating: G

Size: 162 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Kitchen Floor

Rating: PG

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Lamp

Rating: G

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Lick My Clock

Rating: G

Size: 162 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Microwave

Rating: PG

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Midget

Rating: PG

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Minority

Rating: PG

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Orange

Rating: G

Size: 152 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Pink Chorus

Rating: G

Size: 202 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Ranch Style Beans

Rating: G

Size: 201 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Soap

Rating: G

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Stew

Rating: G

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Wall

Rating: G

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Talking to the Wall

Rating: PG

Size: 817 KB

Improv by: R -1999
Yellow

Rating: G

Size: 204 KB

Improv by: R -1999
 

If you still want more audio to listen to, The Poop Zone's Poop Sounds has many poop related sound files.
And there is also The 2004 Sounds Page and The 2005 Sounds Page where all of our other audio files reside.



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