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Some of the strangest songs, sounds, interviews, and randomly recorded insanity ever made, all created by The Weird World.

We ask that you not be offended by these audio files. Practically every race, religion, ethnic group, government official, and famous face are insulted once, if not numerous times at random intervals throughout the audio, so if you are offended easily, this is probably not the place for you. Pay close attention to the ratings system if you wish to"try" to avoid offensive material.

We also would like to recommend to you, that if there are two versions of a file (specifically chipmunk vs real time), download the real time version first. The chipmunk version goes to fast to understand most of the conversation.

We apologize, but the sounds page became to long for us to work with, so we've divided it in to three parts:

The 2005 Sounds Page

The 2004 Sounds Page

The 1999 Sounds Page

Key:

= Musical

Improv = Improvisation (Created off the top of the head, spur of the moment, no script, etc.)

Scripted = Pre-written / Scripted ahead of time, not improv

Scripted / Improv = Partially scripted to give a base idea for the storyline or song and all else improv

R & T = Creators/Actors of the audio files plus the year it was made

For the protection of the little people, a rating system has been imposed on the audio files as follows:

G - Good for all audiences

PG - Parental Guidance may be needed

R - Really Really vulgar and obscene in some places

SALTT - Should Anybody Listen To This? (Extremely vulgar, probably offensive, you'll find yourself wondering "Do I want to hear this?")

Doodle Doo

Rating: G

Size: 195 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Swat Team vs Clown Terrorists

Rating: R

Size: 1,848 KB

Improv by: T & R - 2004

Tape

Rating: G

Size: 290 KB

Scripted by: R - 2004

Care Bear Assault

Rating: PG

Size: 2,002 KB

Improv by: T & R - 2004

Barn Yard Massacre - Chipmunk
Barn Yard Massacre - Real Time

Rating: R

Size: 1,632 KB

Improv by: T & R - 2004

On The Island with MacGyvers Hostages - Chipmunk
On The Island with MacGyvers Hostages - Real Time

Rating: R

Size: 3,265 KB

Improv by: T & R - 2004

Eboli - Chipmunk
Eboli - Real Time

Rating: R

Size: 1,632 KB

Improv by: R & T - 2004

Genie of the Lamp (Arbuckle) - Chipmunk
Genie of the Lamp (Arbuckle) - Real Time

Rating: R

Size: 2,842 KB

Improv by: R & T - 2004

Sad Simon

Rating: PG

Size: 816 KB

Improv by: T - 2004

Little Debbie

Rating: R

Size: 1,052 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Little Fish Tick

Rating: PG

Size: 407 KB

Improv by: T - 2004

Cow

Rating: G

Size: 736 KB

Scripted by: R - 2004

Do It Do It

Rating: PG

Size: 561 KB

Scripted by: R - 2004

Donut

Rating: R

Size: 203 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

The US Congressional Hearing - Chipmunk
The US Congressional Hearing - Real Time

Rating: R

Size: 1,632 KB

Improv by: T & R - 2004

Wandas Fantasies (Donkey Love)

Rating: R

Size: 1,632 KB

Improv by: T & R - 2004

Taco Sex

Rating: R

Size: 137 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Tom Green Interviews Michael Jackson

Rating: SALTT

Size: 3,181 KB

Improv by: R & T - 2004

Pixie Fight

Rating: R

Size: 240 KB

Improv by: T - 2004

Hey Hey We're The Tacos

Rating: G

Size: 290 KB

Scripted by: R - 2004

Dirt Farm

Rating: R

Size: 3,168 KB

Improv by: R & T - 2004

Bananas and Portman

Rating: R

Size: 816 KB

Improv by: T & R - 2004

Soiled Panties - The Assortment

Rating: R

Size: 3,265 KB

Improv by: T & R - 2004

Deligate Interviews

Rating: R

Size: 3,265 KB

Improv by: R & T - 2004

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Lesbian Love

Rating: SALTT

Size: 926 KB

Improv by: T & R - 2004

Pashionately Pimpin

Rating: R

Size: 3,266 KB

Improv by: T & R - 2004

Sheniqua the Transvestite Heterosexual Single Mother

Rating: R

Size: 3,265 KB

Improv by: T & R - 2004

Taco Meat in a Plastic Baggie

Rating: R

Size: 565 KB

Improv by: T - 2004

Star Trek on Crack & Panties

Rating: R

Size: 3,266 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Ham in my Bum

Rating: R

Size: 408 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

The Cowboy Song

Rating: PG

Size: 858 KB

Scripted by: R - 2004

Time To Pee

Rating: R

Size: 1,679 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Idiocy in Compilation

Rating: R

Size: 1,633 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Sour Cream Cheese

Rating: R

Size: 718 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Supermodel (Nude in Public)

Rating: R

Size: 655 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

I Want To Poop

Rating: PG

Size: 541 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

The German Alphabet

Rating: PG

Size: 464 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

St Petersburg Bridge

Rating: G

Size: 1,096 KB

Scripted by: R - 2004

Resin on my Hands

Rating: R

Size: 551 KB

Scripted / Improv by: R - 2004

Return of the Janitor - Scene 50 - Yoda and Luke Vaccumcleaner

Rating: PG

Size: 1,578 KB

Scripted by: R - 2004

One At The Bell

Rating: PG

Size: 781 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Throw Up Like You

Rating: PG

Size: 425 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Gum

Rating: G

Size: 397 KB

Scripted / Improv by: R - 2004

I'm Not A Jewish Presbaterian Anymore

Rating: PG

Size: 839 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Watching Me Pee

Rating: PG

Size: 800 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Corn Dog- Real Time
Corn Dog- Chipmunk

Rating: G

Size: 828 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Aint No Bitches On My Lawn

Rating: R

Size: 1,591 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

My Toothbrush

Rating: G

Size: 1,752 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Anti-Gravity Poo Experiment

Rating: R

Size: 518 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

They're MY Testicals

Rating: PG

Size: 878 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Shittin On The Couch
Shittin On The Couch (Slow Version)

Rating: PG

Size: 372 KB

Scripted by: R - 2004

Give Me The Crystal

Rating: G

Size: 378 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Monsters Balls - Scene 158 - Make Me Feel Better

Rating: R

Size: 420 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Do You Want Fries With That

Rating: R

Size: 726 KB

Scripted by: R - 2004

I Got High On Potatoe Salad

Rating: PG

Size: 1,040 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Chocolate Porckypine

Rating: R

Size: 695 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Enlarged Prostate On My Pizza

Rating: R

Size: 1,272 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Theres Cream Corn In My Spinisch

Rating: R

Size: 937 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

King of the Womens Bathroom

Rating: R

Size: 2,166 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Rubber Stopper
Rubber Stopper (Fast)

Rating: R

Size: 1,199 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Turtle With Three Legs (My Crotch Is Gone)
Turtle With Three Legs (My Crotch Is Gone) (Fast)

Rating: R

Size: 2,098 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

No Testicles On My Pond

Rating: R

Size: 1,957 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Chinese Soup That Tastes Like Poop

Rating: R

Size: 1,854 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

Wipe Your Anus

Rating: R

Size: 2,087 KB

Improv by: R - 2004

 

If you still want more audio to listen to, The Poop Zone's Poop Sounds has many poop related sound files.
And there is also
The 1999 Sounds Page and The 2005 Sounds Page where all of our other audio files reside.



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