Works of Fiction I've Written

In this story, a return to my usual whimsy and the return of Norman V. Bloodvessel III, heroic archetypes run around killing things. Strangely, their success hinges on the results of twenty-sided dice.

Confessions of a Killer

A first-person account of a serial killer's life, delivered in a very frank and often darkly humorous way. However, unlike my other stories, the humor is incidental; it isn't the main idea of the story. A much darker tale than my usual fare.

A Tale of Courage and Fast Food Restaurants

It is a tale set in the Middle Ages. My English teacher assigned us all to write medieval romances. (Romance being a romanticized view of the Middle Ages, not touchy-feely Harlequin crap.) She said you could also write a satire. She said this because she knew I would write a satire whether or not she said we could. When she read it, she told me she loved it and that it was hilarious.
Note: Since this was written for school, some stuff may not make much sense unless I explain. We had to use 6 of the 8 characteristics of a romance. The 8 characteristics are as follows: Far-away Settings, Noble Heroes, Passionate Love, Daring Deeds, Supernatural Settings, Lighthearted in Tone, Episodic, and Codes of Honor. Most of the knights are based on other knights names and/or personalities. King Archer is King Arthur, Sir Kills-a-lot is Sir Lancelot, Sir Pure is Sir Galahad, Sir Bores is Sir Bors, Sir More Dread is Sir Mordred, and Sir Ican the Butler is Sir Lucan the Butler, who was Sir Bedevere's brother in the real stories. As for Sir Eats-a-lot, I made him up.

A Final Fantasy VII Fan Fiction (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Insanity

Here we have a dreadful FFVII fic I wrote in between ninth and tenth grades. I hate it now, but I guess I did have fun writing it. Anyway, for history's sake, it's here.

A Comedy of Pathetic Errors

My sister and I wrote this a long time ago, back when we watched Pokemon. But this story features time travel, sarcastic narrators, and nappy hair. And title credit goes to Tyigra, not me.

Here is a paper I wrote about people in our society never thinking about what they say. I don't think Mrs. Carter ever looked at them, though. This isn't a bad report for being thought of and typed in about 15 minutes. :P

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