Question type: What the Hell is your problem?
Answer:Hey, hey, I know what I'm doing! I don't see YOU with a web page little MISSY. And your name is still Crunch Berry. >:P
Okay, a little further up the page I got a question from some guy calling himself..."Not the Mama". I got another one, I figured out that it was my dad. Scared the HELL out of me at first. Though I had a stalker already.
He asked me if I'd seen the Matrix yet. I haven't. He also told me I did a good job on the page. (Damn right I did...)
Thanks dad, and from now on try the E-Mail...
UPDATE! Okay, see what I said up there? Forget it. Those messages weren't from my dad, I don't know who they were from. Spooky. To whoever sent those messages, if you read this, be warned. If you don't put in your E-Mail address, I won't post your message.
This annonimity stuff doesn't fly with me.
Friday, April 09, 1998
For: Insomnia BobName: spooky
Question: how can I become more flexible in my daily life choices?
Question type: Personal Question
This question will be answered by our resident psychologist, Dr. Booty!
Dr. Booty: To be more flexable, I suggest regular exercise and a daily stretching routine. Or read your horoscope. Gotta go, my waffles are burning...
Sunday, April 11, 1999
For: Insomnia BobName: DOA
Question: Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns in packages of 8
Answer:Okay, this is the second time I've been asked this. Hotdogs and hotdog buns come in different ammounts becuase the only way to have an even number of both hotdogs and buns is to buy a large number of both.
Tuesday, April 20, 1999
It's been a while, but I got another (printable) one.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Sridhar Kandala
Question: Is homosexuality a form of abstinence?
Answer:No. So, to all you preists out there trying to find a loop-hole, your looking in the wrong direction...(brrrr)
A NOTE FROM MY LEGAL ADVISORS: We here at the Official Insomnia Bob webpage see nothing wrong with homosexuality, and belive that everyone is free to make their own lifestyle choices, even if it freaks some people out. Thank you.
Monday, February 14, 2000
Two at once! I smile!Name: Spooky
Question: How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Blow Pop? And does this number vary depending upon sexual preference?
Answer: 265 for a heterosexual male. I'm going to need some time to find out about other preferences.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Mercury
Question: ok, i have two of them, so i'm gonna ask them both here. number one...why did you ever break up with amy...or what did you do to lose her in the first place...she's hot!!!!!!!!!! and second...are you on any type of medication or drugs...cause if you are, i want to be on what you are on.
Answer: Well, number one, I'm a fucking moron. Besides, I'm no good in a personal relationship. I turn into a dumbass.
As for your second question, YES I AM! Dexidrine, 15 milligram spansules! In fact, that was one of the issues leading to our break up! And now I drink like a fish!
Tuesday, February 15, 2000
Three more! Hooo! This is a good week for questions!For: Paranoid Walter
Name: Erika Farnas
Question: I met Walt over the internet and he showed me this page. How do I get MWC off of him?
This looks like a job for our own relationship advice man, Doctor Booty!
D.B.: Well, Katie won't give Walter up easily. You'll have to kill her.
[Insomnia Bob]: Uh, Booty, you can't say that. I don't want to get in trouble, since those Columbine kids put their page up, the FBI's been looking at me funny...
D.B.: Now, now, sonny, I ain't telling the girl to, say, sneak up behind Katie and strangle her with piano wire...
[Insomnia Bob]: Jesus FUCK! Don't SAY that! This girl could be unhinged in the head!
D.B.: You worry too much. C'mon, lets go to Taco Bell, my treat.
[Insomnia Bob]: Yay! Tacos!
We here at the Official Insomnia Bob Web Page hope that this has helped not only Erika, but all young lovers out there. The moral is, Murder: bad. Tacos: good. Thank you.
PS: Minmay is a bimbo.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Mercury
Question: ok, you answered my questions, but what exactly is dexidrine used for. like, what do you have to have wrong with you to be on that specific medication?
Answer: Well, I have severe ADD, which stands for Attention Deficate Disorder. Which means its hard for me to concentrate on things without the help of this medication, which I didn't take today....Who are you? What do you want?
Name: very interested female
Question: Who is that Mike guy in the picture on your ravings from a lunatic page (the one with the naked furby)? How come he's not on your friends page? I need to know more about him...he's so hot!
Answer: That would be Mike Cramer. I'm going to add a description of him after this question. I've been meaning to update the freinds page. And he has a girlfreind. Now beat it.
Thursday, February 17, 2000
Yay. More questions. I want to die.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: its a secret
Question: so bob you said you dont have a g/f there has to be at least one girl you like.
i am right arent i?
Answer: Okay, I HATE secret admirerers. As far as I'm concerned, your either a stalker, or a waste of my time. Either way, go away. Or leave you E-mail, next time, and I won't be so freaked out.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Stephnie Farnas
Question: Wuz up, Bobby? Can I like go out with that very attractive Spooky guy? He really turns me on. How about Sizzlin Sam. Older men are god ya know. They make the best bed partners. Which one of the guys on your page is the best at making cream of you and I soup? Mhmmmmm...Black men are delightable, how about Paronoid Walter.... Delishe!
Answer: Okay, first off, don't call me Bobby. Ever. Second off, not ONLY is Jake the CREEPIEST bastard I know, but he already has a girlfriend. Also, the fact that he turns you on shows that you must have some wires crossed.
Third, I haven't talked to John (Sizzlin' Sam) in a while.
Finnally, Katie knows who you are. She will tear your skin off. (She questions below).
Please never come back.
Friday, February 18, 2000
What? NO! ARGHHHHHHH!For: MWC
Name: Zero
Question:Mackie, I have somehting to tell Katie.
So, can you post this so she gets it because I want this to suprise her.
Katie, will you marry me? There... I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Mackie, please be my best man.
Answer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I STAB MY HEAD! :THUD:
I am DEAD! FUCKING DEAD! AND I HUNGER FOR BRAINS!
It's 4am, I have a class in 6 hours, and you better be fucking around.
Monday, February 21, 2000
Two messages, both from Walt.For: MWC
Name: Zero
Question: What is up with you?! You put this crap on here in which I ask to marry you?! I'm sorry, but if you wanna get married, You gotta wat another 8-10 years. God.....
MacKie, you're a hitman, I want her silenced. E-mail me for furhter negotiations.
Answer: GOD DAMMIT WALTER! That's a SECRET. Jeez.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Zero
Question: DUDE!! WTF?! I read that crap and it cheesed me off. Marrage?, now?! HELL NO!! fuck.... I found out that it was katie. I got pissed. Now she's all in a pissy mood and shit cuz' I don't wanna marry her. Tell Dr.Booty about my problem. Maybe he can help?
Answer: Now, as reqested, Dr. Booty...
Doctor Booty: Well, it sounds like this Katie girl is getting a little antsy. Buy her something real shiney, yeah, that should do it. And if that don't work, just smack her round a bit, tell her to shut up.
[Insomnia Bob]: Booty, we TALKED about this. You can't go around TELLING people this stuff!
Doctor Booty: ...And if that don't work, sneak up behind her in the dark and smack her ass with a wrench.
[Insomnia Bob]: Booty? Can you hear me?
Doctor Booty: Then you can bury her out back, in the woods by your house, where no one will ever find her...
Insomnia Bob: ....ummmm....
Thursday, March 30, 2000
12:12am. And I just found this GEM of optimism. Fuck.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Katie
Question: After reading that last one, i want to kill myself even more. Nothing is worth living anymore. Kill me. Burn me. Destroy me. i have nothing to live for. i'm worthless. WORTHLESS. I'm a cesspool. No one cares. NO ONE! Walter doesn't seserve me. I don't even deserve Cohen. I want to die. I want to have my internal organs ripped out. i want to be dunked in hot acid. Why? No one cares. I am worthless. I am lonely. No one loves me. Who cares though, right? 'm too fucking messed up. I just want to be loved just liek the other girls. IS THAT TO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK!?!? Do i have to put up witht his for the rest of my fucking short ass life? If so , i should just end this now. No one would care if my worthless body was 6 feet under. I should be dead. Walter doesn't want me. Amy and Rachel never call anymore. /My parents hate me. i have to watch everyone else be happy? Well, what about me?????? i'm human. i just don't mean as much as other girls. i'm ugly. I'm fat. I have no! thign to live for. NO one cares. NO ONE!! Why am I even writing this? I should be dead.
Answer:Hmmm. Well, this really isn't a question. But I'll give it a go.
First off, Ms. Pity-Sponge, shut the FUCK up. That message was posted a month ago. And I'm not buying into this. Your not going to kill yourself, and I'm tired of this primadona act. When you SENT this, you probably didn't think I'd post it. Well, you're wrong. I AM that twisted. FURTHERMORE, MY website is not your personal TOOL to FUCK with people's head. MINE, or WALTER'S. Jesus loves you. Now shut the fuck up.
Doctor Booty: Feel better?
Bob: Yes, thanks.
Monday, April 3, 2000
Someone help me.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Johnny
Question: Why do people make me kill them? Thanx!
Answer: Well, people are stupid. They use words like "Wacky".
Sunday, April 9, 2000
Another question. I get a question, I answer. My life is shit.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Mike's girlfriend
Question: Why do band-aids come off in the water? Hi Mackie! How are you? Its Mike's girlfriend You know who. He does look like a crack fiend in that picture, but I love him very much and I want all chicks to know he is mine!!! Fun fact about Mike: When he gets worried, sad, or confused, his forehead wrinkles into many layers. It's so cute, and he REALLY does look like Leo. Now answer my question Mackie.Lady is cool.
Answer: Well, congrats, Sarah, you just won my least coherent question award! Yay! I feel sick! And band-aids come off in the water because the little glue stuff on the underside of them sucks. To prevent this, apply super glue to the wound, and fuck band-aids.
P.S.-Lady is a bitch. No, really.
Monday, April 10, 2000
I drink when I cry, and I cry when I drink.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Skippy
Question: How come everyone says that Brad Bosso's penis is the size of a horses? Is this a conspiracy? When I leave does everyone look at Brad's horse sized penis? Actually, never mind I don't want to know.
Answer: Changed your mind? Well, too bad. I answer anyway. brad Bosso, does in fact, have a huge wanger.
Dotor Booty: Huge what?
Insomnia Bob: You know, Meat Rocket. Wedding Tackle. One Eyed Monster.
Doctor Booty: Uh, not following you.
Insomnia Bob: For christ sake, HE'S GOT A HUGE COCK! THERE! OKAY?!
Doctor Booty: ....dude, you really need to get out more.
Insomnia Bob: Shut the fuck up, Booty.
Tuesday, April 11, 2000
For: Insomnia BobName: Spooky
Question: Actually, I'd like your opinion on something... you know of my peculiar tastes and definitions. ...And if you so much as mention tin foil I swear I'll smack the bejesus out of you. Now, to continue. I'm considering getting a Giger poster for my room, wherever that may be. A large one. They're all so beautiful, I'm leaning towards "Spell I" but I'm not quite certain... So, your opinion! Check the Art and Design section of www.giger.com and tell me which you think I should go with. "Head" is not an option. Just to make that clear. Thank you for your cooperation.
Answer: Wellly, welly welly. I think I WILL mention tin foil, since you brought it up! You see folks, Jake, and his equally twisted girlfriend wrap each other up in tin foil. I think they get off on it. I am disturbed. Jake says it's "beautiful". At this point in the conversation, I thwonk him on the head and tell him to shut the fuck up. Do you have an opinion on which poster Jake should buy? You do? GREAT. You can shut the fuck up, too.
Thursday, April 13, 2000
For: Insomnia BobName: Serra (mike's girlfriend)
Question: I was just pilfering through your little website to find out why band-aids do come off in the water. The adhesive is stuck completely to your skin,how the water manages to seep under it? Another question has come up. Why?!! Why, do guys take more interest to car audio(subs, amps, hookin up cd players, etc.) than paying more interest to their girlfriends? Um, I'm not talking from experience. have a Nice day.
Answer: Well, to answer your first question, tiny water molecules get in between your skin and the band aid, loosening the adhesive stuff. As for your second question, guys spend lots of time with their car audio systems because they believe they have small penises. Isn't Freud fun?
Sunday, April 16, 2000
Why do they come to me to die? Why do they come to me to die?For: Insomnia Bob
Name: a girl named Laura
Question: Okay, i don't have a damn question but I have a comment. I'm sitting here with Katie schulz and big C(cramer). Cramer has just been awakened by the scary weather outside, he has now lit up his cigarette. he looks like he just got hit by a bus,dog just got run over and he has a big poop in his pants. i'm worried about him right now he looks kooky! I know my little memo to you is not as fun and interesting as some topics discussed on here so I am prepared for your sarcasm when I get a reply.I hope you remeber me. remember we went to the rocket park and got thrown out by a copper? well uh bye
Answer: Well, I don't have to answer this, but I'll try to explain it anyway. Laura is one of Serra's (Mike's Girlfriend) friends. I've met her about three times, and try my best to wierd her out. I think I'm doing pretty good. Earlier today we went to Rocketship Park (a park with a big playground rocket ship thingy, at about 5:40am. We were there ten minutes when we got kicked out by a cop. I lied about my age so as not to go to prison. I hate the police. Then we went to Steak and Shake. Then they took me back to Mike Everett's place, where I was sleeping for a few days. Later, at 8pm, there was some REAL scary weather. Lots of lighting, averaging one strike per three seconds. It was cool.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Lotta Cox
Question: Don't i have a funny name? My name is lotta,lotta cox here. I am 48 years old. I was wondering if you might possibly consider older women attractive? I'm old enough to be your mother but I still know how to party! When I was younger my left leg was cutt off(long story) and I kind of have these warts on my face that don't seem to go away. They grow hair in the winter but i promise you I shave my warts every day in the summer time! I have a defective toe because of an ingrown toenail that is now as long as a #2 pencil.I have 3 eyeballs and 6 feet so please respond to my question: do you have a girlfriend and if not call me and we can get together to paint the town red!
Answer: Good lord. This has to be a joke. Probably Cramer. Heh. It's just a joke, right? Right?
Monday, April 17, 2000
For: Insomnia BobName: some girl
Question: hi bob .. guess what? i know where you live. Ive seen where you sleep and i even have seen where you work. hell i even no your cats name! hahaha i bet you have no clue who this is right? good that was the whole point!! if you do figure out who this is more power to ya. theres only so many girls in st. louis, SO bob try to guess. ok that all i'll be back with more stuff later. bye hunny PS I WANT YOU!!!
Answer: Don't know who you are. Don't care, either.
Email: if you want it come get it
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: same girl from b4
Question: soo bob.........how r u? im not gonna email ya, this is more fun. way more. i no your phone number maybe ill give you a call. I read some of them other questions and answers and let me say: i know its a really weir thing but you can wrap me up in foil or anything you want ! i luv you bob.. i want you.. i need you.... later hunny
bye sexy
ill be back
Answer: Hm, what's that odd oder? Oh yes, my own vomit. Knock it off.
Tuesday, April 18, 2000
For: Insomnia BobName: some girl-but different
Question: i love you!!! your soo sexy!!
Answer: Okay, that tears it. What the FUCK? I'm not some damn Backstreet Boy. I'm an antisocial BASTARD who brushes his teeth only on odd weeks. And I'm tired of having groupies. Go away. NOT INTERESTED. And I'm not posting any other messages from anyone who doesn't include a working email address.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Erin
Question: Hi, Im Erin. Im 16 and Live in St. LOuis. I have some big big big problems right now. Im thinking you can probley help. Ill take as much advice or yelling at as I can get. You see 2 weeks ago was my boyfriend Ryan and I's 9 month anniversary and for a surprise i went over to his house b4 he got home from work and was gonna hide and surprise him, but things didnt turn out like that. Ya see it was just me and his dad in the house waiting for Ryan to get home from work. Well this is awful but one thing led to another and me and Ryan's dad eneded up having sex in the hottub. If thats not bad enough I went back over to Ryan's house te next day when only his dad was home and once again me and his dad had sex but on Ryan's bed this time. I dont wanna tell Ryan any of this cuz i dont wwanna break up with him. OOOO and too make things worse i went to the doctor 3 days ago cuz ive been feeling sick and he said it most likely I am pregnant but heres the bigger problem I HAVE NO ! CLUE WHO THE FATHER IS!! it could be RYan, his dad, or this kid next door who i had a lil fling with for a night. I just dont no what to do anymore. My life is falling part im sooo confused right now! SOOOO BOB and all you people will ya HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 i cant keep this secret for much longer sooo could ya respond ASAP!!
Answer: Well, since this seems kind of serious, I'll need the help of Doctor Booty. Doc?
Doctor Booty: Well, first off, I suggest you stop fucking.
Insomnia Bob: Oh, Christ.
Doctor Booty: Then, I suggest you go on Springer. I'd pay MONEY to see that show! DAMN!
Insomnia Bob: I gotta stop letting you field questions.
Wednesday, April 19, 2000
It never stops.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: A girl named Laura
Question: Hey Insomnia Bob!Laura speaking. I again don't have a question but a comment or fun fact to share with you. Would you like to know my comment? I guess I'll assume you are saying yes. I read through some of your recent questions and answers when I first got on here and there was a girl that I thought was a douche bag! I chose douche bag because I think it sounds neat anyway, that girl ummmm..well i take it back there were several. Some of the little people on here are 14 and telling you how studly you are. Will you be on the cover of "Dream Machine" next month? I'm just kidding you. I'm sure you are flattered by all your female fans.Alright, moving on, Lady needs more dog food. Do you know who Nick Ford is? well, even if you don't let me tell you this. He is really annoying sometimes but mostly he is okay. Anyway one night Nick had a Nine inch piece of wood shoved in his ass so I told him to go turn the stove on, jump in a frying pan and sizzle for about ten minutes! . I also told him it would be cool to jump out of a moving car and try to fly! Nick has good times though! Well, i hope you don't find the stuff I just said boring or whatever else. I thought of a question though.
Do you find the show Judge Judy entertaining?
Answer: No. I think Judge Judy is an evil bitch.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: A girl named Greta
Question: Hello again insomnia bob. I am not a stalker it's just that I'm bored and I think you are an interesting boy. Sorry, man. Anyhoo, Me and Katie Schulz are sitting here reaching out to insomnia bob. I love Lady. Lady sang a michael bolton song to me and katie last night. Nick is a housekeeper for Cramer while he is in Seattle with Barry.He dresses up like Cramer and sits in the back yard in a tree all night and day. Nick just said "fuck you Laura!!!" Okay, well that is the update for tonight at Laura's house. Thought it would be fun to put it as one of your stories on here. Well, Sisqo, you like thongs.Nick eats moldy meat.Nick is neat.Nick now says "fuck that laura!!!!!"Don't be mad that this is so long please bye now.
Answer: I have some really messed up friends.
Doctor Booty: No SHIT.
Insomnia Bob: Oh, yeah, your one to talk.
Thurday, April 20, 2000
Good lord.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: STEPHANIE
Question: HEY BOB I KNOW YOU'RE FRIEND KATIE G.!1 I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER AT ST.TIMOTHYS!! I ALSO KNOW YOUR FRIEND STEPHANIE! SHE IS LIKE MY BESTEST FRIENDS!! THAT'S HOW I FOUND THIS PAGE ANY WAYS!!
Answer: Uh, OKAY! That's SMURFTASTIC!
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Erin
Question: JUST AN UPDATE I AM GOING ON SPRINGER. IM GOING TOTAPE IT IN TWO WEEKS. ITS CALLED "I SLEPT WITH YOUR FATHER AND AM HAVING HIS BABY " OR SOMETIHNG LIKE THAT. IT SHULD BE AIRED ON TV JULY 30 SOMETHING. SOO LOOK FOR ME!!!
Answer: Great. I stab my head.
Friday, April 21, 2000
Happy Crucifiction day!For: MWC
Name: Stephanie AND CAROLYN
Question: BUSTER SAYS: DO YOU USE WEED KILLER ON YOUR GRASS?!?!?!?! DO YOU REMEBER THAT KATIE!!! ST.TIMOTHYS!!!
MWC: FUCKERS.......Mackie........please tell thoese girls that they are wasting thier time and i know where they live. I hope they remember that.......
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Amy
Question: OH MY GOD!! LAST WEEK MY TEACHER ASKED ME TO STAY AFTERSCHOOL! ALL OF A SUDDEN HE STARTED TOUCHING ME!! IN ALL SORTS OF POSITIONS! THEN HE GOT ON TOP OF ME AND SEDUCED ME!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!! I THINK I MAY HAVE A STD!!! OH MY I FEEL SO STUPID!! SHOULD I HAVE SAID NO, BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS I REALLY WANTED IT?!!?!?!!?
Answer: Ummmm, Booty?
Doctor Booty: Well, you know what they say, if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.
Insomnia Bob: Oh, hell. Okay, why the hell come to me with this? I'm not the freakin' Fonz. Go tell your shrink.
Sunday, April 23, 2000
The evils of Skippy.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Skippy
Question: Hey it's Steve. Why don't you add Sarah and Laura and more to your friends page? I'm tired of looking at guys add some hot chicks!
Answer: Okay. I will. BUT I'M NOT PLAYING MATCH MAKER!
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Skippy
Question: Actually thats probally a bad idea. They probally have enough stalkers, and Internet stalkers are scary..
Answer: Should have thought of that BEFORE you got me to agree to pimp out our friends. Bastard.
Monday, April 24, 2000
Bring the shame.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Katie
Question: How come in anime when a guy sees a girl nakey or slightly clad his nose starts to bleed? That bothers me. And why do these female pop singers keep spawning? Why do people like them? Why hasn't someone assisanated them???
Answer: In Japan, there is an urban legend, or some such thing, that when a virgin gets excited, his nose starts to bleed. Har. And several pop singers HAVE been assassinated, take for example John Lennon, or Selena. (She died in a car crash? Fine, believe the lies.)
Tuesday, April 25, 2000
Fight Club is out on video. GO rent it, you sacks of shit.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: MWC
Question: Why hasn't someone outlawed pop music and muzak?
Doesn't they know that people get urges to rip out guts of people when they hear it being played over and over and over...well anyway...
And is there anyone in the world that like Chia pets? And Mackie, how come your never hanging out with me and John anymore?
Answer(s): 1) Because that would be against the first ammendment. Damn.
2) No.
3) Because you keep asking me about pop music and Chia pets.
I can't believe I'm not getting paid for this.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Luna Sea
Question: How come when I am in public my boyfriend doesn't seem to care wheather or not I exist. But, when we are alone, he is all over me and wants me? How come guys act like that? They just don't seem to care about us when they are arund thie friends. It really pisses girls off!
BTW, I think that Zero guy is an asshole. How come you let him hurt her like that? THIER YOUR FRIENDS GODDAMNIT!
Answer(s): Hmmmmm...I'm going to regret this, but what's your take, Doc?
Doctor Booty: Hm...seems to me your boyfriend is either embaressed of you, or only wants you for your body.
Insomnia Bob: Jesus, Booty, that was mean.
Doctor Booty: True, but my first thought was to tell her she was a dirty skank, and her boyfriend didn't love her.
Insomnia Bob: ....Well, I guess that's better then...as for Walter and Katie, it's my opinion that Katie is a mental case, and she seems to be made of teflon. Walter treats her just fine. So butt out, lady.
Doctor Booty: Word, brother!
Insomnia Bob: Shut up, Booty. By the way, if I find out this was Katie, I'll be revoking your Insomnia Bob posting permit.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Selphie
Question: Are Zero and MWC still going out? It seems as though they had a big fight on ur page. Also, what is thier relationship like?
Answer: Yes, Walter and Katie are still dating. What is thier relationship like? Sick and twisted.
Thursday, April 27, 2000
Eep. That's all. Just....eep.For: MWC
Name: youll find out
Question: Hey Katie, Hi Whats up? Let me say dont you be threatening my friends. I may not no you but I no where you live too and I ve seen your house. I go by it like every weekend when im at my friends house and we go walking round. SO no dont you start cuz when you mess with them you mess with me and thats a bad idea............o and ive heard about buster and thats just scary! BUSTER SAYS: DO YOU USE WEED KILLER ON YOUR GRASS?!?!?!?! what the hell is that?? Its crazy talk i tell ya. Im not a violent person as long as you dont make me be. Anyway have a good day!!!! Peace out!
Answer: This question was most likely posted by a girl named Stephanie. She's the same girl that posted several 'questions' below using the name "some girl". I knew it was her, I just didn't want to embarass her. Well, we've gone beyond that now. I have revoked her Insomnia Bob posting permit. Bye bye.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: the one and only....*sigh* MWC
Question: Who makes teflon and what is it's components?
Answer: Dupont makes Teflon. It's composed of several types of plastic.
For: MWC
Name: jenny
Question: i know you to katie!!!! hahahha we are surrondingyou!!!!!!! so what ever happened to buster?????
Answer: [Insomnia Bob]. Okay, I wanted to let this go nicely, but you people kept sending me questions. FUCK OFF. Katie don't wanna talk to you. GET IT? She thinks you're morons and preppy BITCHES, and I'm inclined to agree. This is MY FUCKING WEB PAGE, and I don't happen to like you. Go away. Never come back. Don't tell your friends. Idiots.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Katie (Schultz) and Laura Question: Hey Insomnia Bob! It's Katie Schulz and Laura comin atchaaaa once again! Before we ask our #1 Dying to know question about you let us now give you an update about our good times. One time I think Adam almost lit Nick on fire.Did you know that? Nick called me last night in the middle of the night really upset. He pooped his pants in the middle of the night and didn't know what to do. Last night lady turned into a vampire and started chasing me in my car. While driving, i ran over a spooky tooth. That was spooooookyyy!
My question is:I bought a drink tonight at the shell station.It was green tea and contained Echinacea. What the hell is that?
Answer: Hey, I've got a question for you, are you drunk, or did you just hit your head? What the HELL are you talking about? Arg. This is why I don't leave the house anymore.
That sounds like some kind of Sobe. Don't drink the shit myself, too healthy.
Saturday, April 29, 2000
Had me some crack, want me some mo.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Steve
Question: So, I'm sitting at my computer having a smoke when, wait I'm not smoking because Adam bummed my last cigarette. Well anyways heres my question Bobby. How come when I look at the stars this world seems so dead?
Answer: Don't ever call me Bobby, you dirty fuck.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Katie
Question: People sicken and disgust me. Why?
Answer: People are stupid. They eat "Frosted Flakes", and sleep till noon. Wheee! I hate them!
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: lacey
Question: Like how come everytime i go out in public some guy is always grabbing my ass? I mean like where ever i go even to the library, it doesnt matter some always grabs my ass. Why why why? its like totally annoying and definitely for sure embarrassing when old guys do it to me.
Answer: Hmmmm. I'm going to regret this, but, what do you think, Doc?
Doctor Booty: She probably dresses like a whore
Insomnia Bob: Oh, boy.
Sunday, April 30, 2000
Blaaaarg!For: Insomnia Bob
Name: MWC
Question: The story about BUSTER SAYS: DO YOU USE WEED KILLER ON YOUR GRASS?!?!?!?!
Is becuase I once brought my pet guinea pig, named Buster, over to this girls house and I thought she was my friend. I asked camly if she use any toxins, such as weed killer, on her grass since my guinea pig started munching on it. It's that simple. An innocent question. I just don't see why so many people blew it up into this.... I just hope people would drop this whole thing and leave me alone. I mean no harm, I just want to get on with my life. You should do the same.
Answer: Gee, now that I know that, I can sleep again. Or maybe I just passed out because the whole damn issue gave me a FUCKING TUMOR!
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Zero
Question: I thank you ever so much for killing the Posting permits of those loosers. Question, In Scooby Snacks, I know the main ingredient is da' Reefer, but what else, and how do you make it shaped like a bone??
Answer: To answer this, we'll refer to our resident chef, Communist Karl. Karl?
Karl: When I lived in Russia, I had to eat RATS EVERY DAY! FROM THE BLACKEST PITS OF HELL, I DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU!!!! I KILLED MY THIRD WIFE AND THREW HER CORPSE, HER FILTHY, LYING CORPSE IN THE RIVER!
Insomnia Bob: Well, I hope that helped, Walt.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Skippy
Question: When does Project Mayhem being sir?
Answer: The first rule of Project Meyhem is you do not ask questions.
Monday, May 1, 2000
Hooray. I want to die.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: the other Katie
Question: Geese Bob, you've become so freakin' depressing lately. For those of you who may read this and not beleive me, just go to the Raving's From a Lunatic page and read the last entry(April 28th I beleive). Why for you sit at home all week? You have some friends in the same boat as you. Go play with them. do do do...Anyway, What is the Chinese War game of Go? Just go ahead and make something up, and we'll all feel better.
P.S. Snakes slither and mice scurry.
Answer: Yeah, I do have friends in the same situation. But they all live so damn far away. And not a one of em has a car. And don't get me started on the Chinese War game of Go.
For: Insomnia Bob
Name the other Katie
Question: This is on the page that come up after I sent you my last question like two seconds ago: "wait a minute, you did what? With who? OH MY GOD! NO! NO! GOOD LORD WHY! (BLAAAAARRRRGHH!!)" I would just like to know what the hell kind of things people have been sending you that would warrent such bitter disgust.
P.S. Is that a reference to Spooky? because then I'd understand.
Answer: I don't really know why I put that there.
Saturday, May 20, 2000
I hate what I've become.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: Lunchbox
Question: uh uhhh ask Mackie why I'm called lunchbox...snoochie boochies, anyway...on to my question...what the hell goes through your mind when your hangin' out with me and Laura? and this is a burning question I will ask you over and over until you give me an adequete answer...WAKE UP AND ANSWER ME YOU BASTARD!!!...he he he just kidding...it is 8:43am on Saturday May 20th, 2000...Happy Mourning after you birthday Laura...uh uhhh
Answer: Ummmm, okay. What goes on in my head? Well, if you've read ANY of this page, you'd know a lot of weird shit goes on in my head, and none of it makes sense. That's really all I have to say in the matter.
Tuesday, May 23, 2000
It smells like sewage, and I can't sleep, it smells like sewage and I can't sleep.For: Insomnia Bob
Name: MWC
Question: Is there anyone else in the world who thinks Spooky is attractive?
Answer: Why haven't I killed you yet? At this point I honestly can't think of a reason NOT to kill you.
