Well, I've been pretty FUCKING BUSY as of late, sue me.
For one thing, I've been working on this site...Gamebastard.com, a site where I, and several of my friends are reviewing games. In addition, I now work at the babbages in the mall....YAY! NO MORE FUCKING SEARS! AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH, I know have a car. So if you see a white oldsmobile with a "No Soliciting" sticker on it, watch your ass.
Added a couple new questions to the ask bob page, hopefully, more soon. UPDATE NO 2: Added a new rant. Figured I owed it to my public. Enjoy.
Tues.Jan.16.2001
Well....I did some more work on the comic. I finished it, actaully, sort of. And here's what I realized.
1. It takes me about 3 hours to get a finished comic done, when my computer cooperates.
2. It still looks like shit.
So, I won't be uploading what I just finished...EVER. It sucks. A lot. I'm putting the comic on hold, AGAIN, untill I have more time to devote to it. That could be monthes. However, I'll keep writing them up, so when I DO finnally work out a way to upload them and not have them look like shit, you can look forward to a about 10 of them.
Thur.Jan.11.2000 (11:45pm)
Jesus god damn christ. Well, I just spent the last two hours cleaning up the comic...when we scanned it with this broke ass scanner, it came up mostly gray, and since I drew in pen, I had to go in a smooth the lines, and remove the gray, pretty much pixel by pixel, or it'd look like 'jagged-ass'. So, after about an hour of work, I finnally get Insomnia Bob all cleaned up, ready to be cut and pasted ad-infinitem, and Corel 8 crashes. THANK YOU SO VERY GOD DAMN MUCH, WINDOWS ME! I was wondering where today's mindfucking had gone.
And, since I work tommorow, I have to walk home in about half an hour, so my mom won't be pissed at me. In other words, the comic has been delayed AGAIN. I will eventually upload some, no matter how SHITTY they look. In fact, expect them uploaded in one form or another by the end of next week. Soon I'll be getting a new computer, and the whole webpage will be much swankier. But for now, I'm going to go home, and sit in the dark with a gun in my mouth. Check the links page for some tasty comic alternatives.
Thur.Jan.11.2000 (7:23am)
Alright, you dirty bastards, I've uploaded a new logo, and pretty soon I'll be uploading several comic strips to the comic's page. I'm having trouble with the strip...I can't seem to upload a comic and not have it look like ass. But I'm working on it, so stay tuned.
Mon.Jan.01.2001
Eric here, doing this update for today. Happy friggin New Year you bastards. I had to work today and yesterday for all you drunken ingrates. Because of you bastards, I had to get up early this morning to check your sorry asses out of my hotel. Anyways, the shoutcast radio show seems to be doing pretty good, so we're planning on doing another one at midnight Wednesday night (Central time in the unlikely event that some poor bastard from another time zone has enough free time to listen to us). Also, we're going to be working on www.gamerite.com soon, so be sure to start checking there for news on various video games and anime.
Tue.Dec.26.2000
MEEERRRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, YOU BASTARDS. I'm never celebrating this holiday again.
And now, some news. Eric (Overbyte) and I are working on an Insomnia Bob web radio show. I might do one tonight around midnight, midwest time. Look for it on shout cast, or come back here, I'll post a link.
Sun.Dec.03.2000
Well, I've been pretty busy, so it's update time.
First off, to the girl named Suzie who sent a message to SexMasterPlus, aka Nathan, he says he wants to meet you. Meanwhile, I live in shame.
Took the first part of my GED's today. Peice of cake.
And I'll probably be uploading the insomnia bob comic strip if the damn scanner cooperates.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
Sat.Oct.14.2000
Yesterday I started the Official Meat Wurks website. What is Meat Wurks, you ask? Go HERE to find out.
Fri.Sep.29.2000
BRAND NEW FEATURE! Soon, I'll be uploading the Insomnia Bob Comic Strip, most of which was writtin and drawn by my brother Clepto Ian. (He just now told me about it today, the little shit)
Sun.Sep.17.00
BRAND NEW FEATURE! The Official Insomnia Bob Webcam. Now you can spy on Bob at home, you dirty bastards! I won't be on all the time, just now and then. Pretty much any time I'm online. Enjoy.
Fri.Jun.16.00
A couple of neat little facts, I took a The Spark.com's Bastard Test, and scored an 88% without lying. This just confirmes what I've know all along. I'm one of, if not THE biggest bastard any of you may ever meet. Cool.
Also, you're friend and mine, Robot Frank visited my website! Isn't that just kickass. I'm a big fan of his. Check out his funny as hell website here: Robot Frank's Life. !!GO GO ROBOT RON!!
Wed.Jun.14.00
Well, I added some new text, been too damn lazy to do anything but the main page and the ask bob page so far. Couldn't have done it without the help of Walter, aka Zero, who supplied the font. Thanks, buddy. Also added more questions to the Ask Bob page, and an Article on the Ravings Page. I know you've all been jonesin' for it.
Wed.Jun.07.00
I'm going to start adding more graphics to the site. I've been meaning to do this for a long time. Also need to redo the Ask Bob page, it's getting pretty big. Figured I'd just add an "Ask Bob Archive." I don't know. So check out the Ask Bob page, whether just to look, (it's funny as hell, trust me.), or to ask a question. Now, if your question is SERIOUS, please tell me, so I don't act like an ass to you.
Tue.Apr.11.00
More Updates. I've added the "Events Page", an article on the Raving's Page, and some question's to the Ask Bob page. Enjoy.
Wed.Mar.08.00
I have signed on with Gamerite.com to lend my gaming expertise to their arsenal. This will be my first real "job" as a journalist. No money, however. Oh well. Check it out.
Tue.Feb.15.00
Well, Valentines has come and gone. Update to the Ravings page, as well as the Ask Bob page.
Fri.Jan.07.00
Welcome to the "New Millenium", you ignorent savages. I hate you all, but still I work to ammuse you. Raving page update. And it involves Furby!
Sat.Jul.03.99
Look out folks, updated the Ravings page again.
Fri.Jun.12.99.
UPDATE! Wrote some more on the Ravings Page. Check it out.
Mon.May.24.99
Sing praises to ME! I have begun my grand experiment in Gonzo Journalism, the "Ravings of a Lunatic" Page is UP!
This page will be updated when something interesting happens to me, or I have something to say.
Don't expect something every day, as doing this work is very draining.
Tue.May.18.99
Haven't updated in a while, sorry folks, but I've been hard at work studying.
I am now a self-declared student of Hunter S. Thompson. I will be taking his example and writing the events of my everyday life, and posting the more interesting ones on the new page, "Ravings from A Lunatic", or, "Fear and Loathing in Saint Louis"
So tell yer momma.
Wed.April.21.99
I'm throwing a first paycheck party! No, random people probably can't come, but if your at the mall next friday and see the people from the freinds page, come over and say hi.
I might be going to Woodstock, hafta see....
Took out the ads, decided to keep this page free.
Fri.April.9.99
Hey! I got an E-Mail from Tonya, so i may soon be working at Family Fun Center! Hooray! Steady income! Social interaction! No taxes for two years yet! HOT DAMN!
Thur.April.8.99
I'm getting kinda freaked out, a guy I though was my dad has now sent me two questions, but turned out not to be my dad...
Only a week and already I'm such a celeb I got a stalker! Cool!
Sun.April.5.99
We've gotten some questions from people, check em out on the
Ask Bob Page!(At the bottom)
Holy SNAP! I've had 100 people come to this page! That's nearly TWICE as many as yesterday! Remember kids, UPDATED DAILY!
Contact Insomnia Bob!
My ICQ Number is 18378824, my E-mail is Insomniabob@hotmail.com, and my AOL Instant Messenger name is Insomniabob. Pretty simple.
Contact me to tell me how great I am, ask me a question, or whatever. Please include your name.
Hey, buddy! You're thevisitor since
Tuesday, March 30, 1999. Woo!
All this stuff(rants, art, and catchy phrases)is copyright 1999 Robert MacKie. In other words, it's MINE, you can't use it.
