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Insomnia Bob!

Robert MacKie
That's right, ME. I'm 18, and I'll be starting work at UPS soon, chucking boxes. Whee.

Lucky Charms

Lucky Ruby
Why Lucky Charms? Cause her first name is Lucky, and she's magically deliscious. That's why.

Overbyte

Eric Sullivan
Eric's a certified whiz kid when it comes to all things electronic. His room is covered with CDs and old bits of sega systems. His nickname comes from his electronic talents, and his really bad teeth. He works up at the Regal Hotel as a Bellboy.

Clepto Ian

Clepto Ian is actaully my brother. He's also currently helping me out by drawing the Insomnia Bob Comic Strip. This will be uploaded soon.

Qui-Gon Jinn

Chris Thompson
Why do we call Chris Qui-Gon? Look at his fucking picture. Then ask me again. See if I don't belt you in the mouth. I met Chris at Archon. He slept in our hotel room. I don't remember why.

Rachel

Rachel...I forget her last name. Bite me.
So I can't remember her last name! Sue me! I haven't slept in four days! I just call her Rachel. She's a nice person. Shut up.

Doctor Booty

Chase Booty.
The good doctor is a very good friend of mine. I met him in college. Not only is he a certified MD, he's also a very talented DJ. He helps me out from time to time with the Ask Bob page. And yes, his real name is Chase Booty. Please don't make fun of it. He's sensitive.

Madman Mike

Mike Cramer
Mike's a great guy. I think he's a Leonardo DiCaprio clone, but he will admit nothing. And before I get any more FUCKING questions about it, YES, he has a GIRLFRIEND. I don't, however. Ah, like you care.

Zero

Walter Holley
Walt is the oldest of my friends. He's been with me for as long as I can remember, which isn't long since that truck hit me. Oh well, he's still my best pal.
He also has the ability to change colors, making his secondary nickname "Chemeleon Larry"!! Why Larry? I DON'T KNOW! I GOT HIT BY A TRUCK!!
He also invented astro-turf.

Crunch Berry

Tonya Flynn
No matter what she tells you, I didn't break her bed! God dammit, I wasn't DOING ANYTHING! I wasn't even ON THE BED! SON OF A BITCH!!!! Just LEAVE IT ALONE!!!
GOD DAMMIT!
Tonya works at the Family Fun Center on Route 66. Or at least she did. I haven't seen her since I got fired from there, and I heard she moved. Here's that link

MWC

Katie Goewert
MWC, short for Monkey with Cymbals, is Walt main squeeze. Not his only one, but his main one for sure. (oops...)
She's kinda of freak...but then, all of us are.
Got an anime school girl complex.... she even laughs like one...it's creepy!

Here's a link to her page....MWC's Page

Amy Spencer

Amy doesn't have a nickname for a few reasons. One is that we went back to being JUST freinds, and she punches like a man, so i don't want to piss her off. She's always beating the tar out of Walt, and Al, and Al's a big army looking mo fo.

Sizzlin' Sam

John Goewert
Sam, who is really named John, is Katie's brother. He's a lot older than the rest of us, and yet somehow has still not been able to shake off puberty...
He took me to see Wing Commander. (UBUTU RAISE SHEILDS!)
Don't ask about that one folks...
Here's his page:Click me, I giggle!

Pictures!

Hey LOOK! It's me, Walt, and former love intrest, still good pal, Amy! (In MWC's room)
It's me, Kaite, Walt (behind Kate) and Jake, who hasn't made it to the page yet!
Okay! Its Al, some guy, Walt, Amy, some guy, the back of Tonya's head, and the side of Erics! WOW! Hey, where am I? DAMMIT!

These Pictures where taken on February 17 or so, and show me and some guy doing a ho down in Katie's basement. I don't really know why. Just shut up and look at em.
Why? Why, God, Why?

HEY! Wanna get to know me or my freinds? Go to the ASK BOB page, and ask me about em!
since 6:07, April 08, 99. 1