... Recommend this page to a friend.

Computer Matters ... if you think "mega" mean big and "bytes" and "hertz" sounds painful.
Computer People - look here and make sure this doesn't happen to you - dangerous.
Computer Proverbs - the email of the species is more deadly than the mail - & more of same.
Cursors ... tired of that plain-old arrow mouse pointer? And that hourglass from the 80's?
Defragmenting ... the story on drefragmanting (remember, first do a scandisk).
DLL's - they come with Windows, with programs, they get lost - before jumping, look here.
Download Managers - big file, you must temporarily stop the dowloading, what do you do?
E-mail - lots of selections other than the one that comes with your ISP ... plus more.
E-mail Subscriptions � a few freebies you can have; there are many many more.
Free Downloads ... this is a smorgasbord of delights ... my port of call whenever in need.
Hackers ... yes, they are just waiting to enter your system ... here's how to keep them out.
Internet Matters ... just think of what life would be like without the Internet ... ???
Internet of the Future - what will the Internet of the future be like; here are some ideas.
Limiting Internet Access - programs to keep kids away from those naughty naughty places.
Internet Viruses ... if you think opening email can give you a virus ... this is the place to go.
Microsoft ... I think this company has something to do with computers ... tips and downloads.
Netiquette ... proper conduct in newsletters, newsgroups, chatrooms, email and all postings.
Passwords ... the 10 most common passwords; might as well give your wallet away.
Talk 'n Chat ... NOTE ... these are audio, or video, or chat programs ... for downloading.
Voice Messages ... these have an emphasis on actual voice telephony � poor poor Bell Tel..
Windows 98 ... it's here, and some of us might need some help with upgrades, updates, etc.
Navigator ... here's where we say adieu, but there are more pages ... if you have the time.

ASCII Characters ... you know, hold down Alt, and type in 248 to get a degree circle.
Atomic Clock ... checks internal clock against outside source, and makes corrections.
Black Screen ... security device that blackens screen ... use your password to reverse it.
CleanSys�scans your system and moves unused DLL files out of your system directory.
Computers.com ... what to buy, where to get it ... excellent for upgrading and pricing.
Computer History 1 ... history of computing, including the very first press releases.
Computer History 2 ... a page frame history starting from 350 million years ago (approx).
Computer Talk Shop ... have a question about a computer problem? ... discuss it here.
Corkboard Screensaver ... organizer, secretary, calendar all in one ... it deserves a look.
Cryptext ... maintain privacy in any files or folders on any drives in your system.
Data Powers ... bits/bytes, kilobytes/megabytes, giga, tera, peta, exa, zeta, and yotabytes.
Desktop Utilities ... cursors, fonts, icons, screensavers, logos, themes, and wallpaper.
DOS Index ... a search engine where you can find DOS type commands and help type files.
DOS Tutorial ... these tutorials are quickly disappearing ... this covers the real basics.
Dummies Tips ... if you'd rather not subscribe, here are some tips to sharpen your skills.
Easy Cleaner ... a small program which searches Windows' registry for entries that are pointing nowhere. Deleting these entries will speed your computer up. But as you already might know, deleting entries from registry can be dangerous for your computer, so it is wise to make a backup of your registry. On my computer, deleting entries which were pointing nowhere, speeded my computer up! EasyCleaner also lets you delete all kinds of unnecessary files like temps, backups etc. You can search for duplicate files and you can view some intresting info about your disk space usage. Deleting invalid shortcuts from start-menu is possible as well.
EditPad - see NotesPad� below - an improvement over the traditional Notepad of Windows.
File Extensions ... file name extensions or suffixes and a brief description of that format.
File Search ... an FTP file search engine but I thought it would be more appropriate here.
Five Steps ... five things to do every week to keep your computer running in tip-top shape.
Fonts ... nine fonts ... just click on the font that you want to download, and save as....
FontSite ... bookstore, downloads, archives, and a general education in writing & style.
Free Drive ... a place to get some free hard drive space ... just don't send personal stuff.
Free Tips ... stay on top of the world of personal computing with these FREE newsletters.
Help-Site ... the manuals, FAQs, and links for the care and feeding of your computer.
Hewliett Packard ... maybe most printers are made by this company, so here's their page.
How to Build a PC ... first thing ... go to my Health Page, and ask for the psychiatrist.
Index of Applications ... one of the best sources for information about helper applications.
IrfanView ... similar to Lview (see below) able to convert graphics to many file formats.
Kernal Toys ... Win 95 team decided to have their own personal toys on their own web page.
Keyboard Shortcuts ... even if you use a fraction of what you see, your work will be easier.
Linda's Computer Stop ... Linda Johnson offers computer tips, tutorials, support services, online classes, books, downloads (people like Linda keep the rest of us informed; this is another site I highly recommend). She's also another contributor to PCWorks. That's how I know her but if you think it is only there she's found, make no mistake; here's her Resum�. Goes to show how far one can go with intelligence, drive, and focus (what have I been doing all my life; don't answer).
Linux - operating system that's an alternate to Windows - Bill doesn't have it all, you know.
Lview Pro ... so you want to know how I change all those pics you send me ... well here it is.
Memory/RAM Upgrades ... don't know if I'd use this but ... for the brave souls out there.
MJRB ... individual and group instruction in all aspects of computers and the Internet.
Motherboards ... time to upgrade? ... here you can even learn how to build your own pc.
Mouse Rugs ... the look/feel of an oriental rug ... and it cleans your mouse at the same time.
My Help Desk ... free online help with all computer matters, and links to all appropriate help.
NetDate ... similar to Atomic Clock above ... sets your computer clock to te right time.
Noisy Keyboard ... configure to hear a distinctive sound each time you press one of the keys.
NotesPad� ... text editor replacement for that anemic NotePad that comes with Windows.
No Wonder ... answers technical support questions within a 24- to 48-hour response time .
Orpheus Computing ... absolutely everything you need for your computing enjoyment (motherboards, hard drives, processors and CPU's, video cards, modems, cases, computer, home & car audios, CD-ROM & RW-CD drives, Web TV, custom built computers and PC's to your order, software, downloads, links to electronic repair sites and service manuals), and guess what? ... offered by one of the leading contributors to PCWorks.
Partition Manager ... what's inside a hard disk ... and downloading "Partition Manager".
PC World ... a super market for PC's ... note subscriptions: "Dummies Daily" and "Tip World."
Pit Stop - runs diagnostics on your PC to identify what might help improve performance.
PkWare - zipping and unzipping files - can't floppy them or email the big ones without it.
Polyview ... see a variety of graphics formats, including JPEG, GIF, BMP, PNG, and TIFF.
Products ... computer training and pc trouble shooting ... an 800 number for all purchases.
PowerToys ... tools designed by the Windows Shell Development Team; includes TweakUi.
RegClean ... scans your registry for problems and then provides you with the options.
Registry ... backup, repair, and cleaning utilities for the registry ... freeware and shareware.
Registry Saver ... allows a user to be able to back up his or her registry at every boot up.
SeniorNet ... if you have a desire to continue learning and a willingness to contribute.
SpanDisk ... a utility for copying files that are too large to fit on a typical floppy disk.
SoftSandra ... a system analyzer if you want to know what's under the hood of your puter.
Startup Manager ... excellent tool for deciding what programs you want to open on startup.
TextClip ... extends the limit of the clipboard to additional copying and pasting possibilities.
Themes 'n Schemes ... a potpourri of "wallpaper" to decorate your desktop ... can preview.
Theme World ... desktop themes for unusual "wallpaper" ... also startup/shutdown screens.
Tips 'n Tricks for Computer ... this is on my site so you can be pretty sure it is working.
Tip World ... similar to Dummies ... ideas are mailed to you daily, and we keep on learning.
TourBus ... refresher course in what's hot, what's cool, and what's plain fun in cyberspace.
TourBus Archives ... In case you came in late, or missed one of the regular postings.
Troubleshooting ... eliminate many common problems that can plague your Win95 system.
TweakJr 99 ... configure Windows 95/98 without resorting to tinkering with the Registry.
U-Geek ... geekdom with product reviews, tips and tricks, tech glossory, and scads more.
ViewHow ... an excellent slide show tutorial on sprucing up your hard drive.
Virtual U ... subscribe, sign up, chat, and attend classes online - they even give you a tour.
VNC ... a remote display system allowing you to view another desktop from the internet.
WinFiles.com ... can access info through icons that make Windows users feel right at home.
Windows95 Annoyances ... don't tell me yours is perfect because I won't believe it.
Windows95 Downloads ... add-ons, updates, and information you can download for Win95.
Win95 Registry1 - learn as you play program to understand the intricacies of the registry.
Win 95 Registry2 - second to Mt. Sinai, Reg might be the most sacred ground you walk on.
Windows System Updates ... for 95 and 98 ... see his "Windows Tweaking Toolbox" page.
World Clock ... this can be personalized to syncronize your puter with any city in the world.
World 0'Windows ... collection of useful news, resources, and tips about Windows.
WiredGuide ... a beginner's guide to computer help, internet help and general computing.
ZD University ... you'll learn as much from the students as from the teachers ... some fees.
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• Home is where you hang your @.
• The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
• A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
• You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
• C:\ is the root of all directories.
• Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
• Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
• The modem is the message.
• Too many clicks spoil the browse.
• The geek shall inherit the earth.
• A chat has nine lives.
• Don't byte off more than you can view.
• Fax is stranger than fiction.
• What boots up must come down.
• Windows will never cease.
• In Gates we trust.(?)
• Virtual reality is its own reward.
• Modulation in all things.
• A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
• Know what to expect before you connect.
• Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
• Speed thrills.
• Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

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DEFINITIONS

COMPUTER: Instrument of torture ... The first computer was invented by Roger 'Duffy' Billingsly, a British scientist ... Then in a plot to overthrow Hitler, Duffy disguised himself as a German ally and offered him his invention as a gift to the dictator ... The plot worked ... On April 8, 1945, Hitler became so enraged at the 'Incompatible File Format' error message that he shot himself ... The war ended soon after Hitler's death, and Duffy began working for IBM ... the rest is history.

ERROR MESSAGE: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for their program's shortcomings.

HARDWARE: Collective term for any computer-related object that can be kicked or battered when inclined to do so.

PRINTER: A joke in poor taste. A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray, and the blinking red light.