I've just come back home from being away
three weeks...have plowed through
914 emails,
86 trying to slam TheBagLady (eeek!)...
So, I'm creating this page for my
'Back to You, Babe' comments...
and will update it as we read and learn together.

In Mississippi:
Hey Bro, Lynching is Illegal!
You don't mean lynch me, do you???

Detroit Gurl:
You def sound like you need mail-order hubby!

SC Netbud:
Racial Discrimination is Illegal...
Hey Look, I don't care what 'color' I am...
What color are you, snow white?????

to Charleston, SC:
Columbia,SC has Charleston beat everywhichway...
You guys have no idea what a real 'snob' is...
Ah-Hemmmmmmmmmm...
jealousjealousjealous...We're 'it' honcho, not you.

to BlackLoverMan in Camden,SC:
Well, gosh, sweetie pie...
you didn't send your phone number...

MADONNA Haters: I'm not an 'incompetent weird lady'...
I'm just your average USC educated girl...
Does that give you a RASH???? Hope so.

BAGLADY HATERS:
I'm not a 'moran' either...
am serious prose investigator...
So, what was your GPR, Buddyrow?

To my Male Fans in Georgia:
Gee guys, what would I do without you?
Flinch????

To my Male Fans in Virginia:
I don't claim to be a Civil War authority...
but I do know a few.

To anti-Feminists who've written:
Nope, no 'registered' Fems here...just one
'la femme fatale'
Gads, you want me tarred and feathered?????
(besides being 'lynched' by that airhead in Ole Miss...)

To my Family in South Carolina:
I keep telling my readers - 'It's not genetic..."

To Atlanta man who proposed marriage:
Moi??? moimoimoi???
Writemeagain,writemeagain...
Actually, I'm somewhat available.

To my Australian fans:
What do I do for a living?
Just keep getting smarter everyday...

To BlackFlag:
Better chek on our cemetery popt,no,plat,no,PLOT!!...
These gunguys scare me...

To Basteure Frommel:
Feel better soon!
You may have to take over writing TheBagLady!

Oh...to that lady in Lexington, SC:
Was born in Florence -well, near Florence...
well, kind of near Florence...

Hey, Big Nastys
(sp?? sp?? sp??)
Don't pull my Chain,
Ring my Bell...

TheBagLady has written!
3:45pm August 7, 1999
Jan.2004...latest news: Thebaglady got married this past year.
He's a gem...can cook, saw things...is handsome, intelligent...
ohwell, you never know, eh!

‘MIB’:(Message in Bottle):
A Lee a Day keeps the Termites at Bay…