A herd of buffalo

can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo,

and when the herd is hunted,

the slowest and weakest ones at the back

are the ones that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,

because the general speed and health

of the whole group keeps improving

by the regular culling of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain

can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol,

we all know, kills brain cells,

but naturally it attacks the slowest

and weakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer

eliminates the weaker brain cells,

making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter

after a few beers.


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