Week 17 (September 1 - September 12, 1997)

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5stages.wav244 KBDr. Hibeert:Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through 5 stages. The first is denial.
Homer:No way, because I am not dying!
Dr. Hibbert:Second is anger.
Homer:Why you little!!!
Dr. Hibbert:After that comes fear.?
Homer:What's after fear? What's after fear?
Dr. Hibbert:Bogony.
Homer:Doc, you gotta get me out of this, I'll make it worth your while.
Dr. Hibbert:Finally, acceptance.
Homer:Well, we all gotta go sometime.
Dr. Hibbert:Mr. Simpson, your progress astsounds me.
aquarium.wav62.4 KBLou:There's a couple guys fighting down at the aquarium, Cheif.
Cheif Wiggum:They still sell those frozen bananas?
Lou:I think so.
Cheif Wiggum:Let's roll.
ashtray.wav87.0 KBMoe:Barney, don't steal any beer while I am gone!
Barney:What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for! Oh! somebody spilt beer in this ashtray! (slurp) Ahh!!!
batsigns.wav198 KBMr. Burns:I'll touch my belt buckle not once, not twice, but trice. (continues to give signs)
Homer:Uh oh. I don't understand a word he's saying. Why didn't he just let me bat. I wish I was home with a big bag of potato chips. Mmm....Potato Chips.
Mr. Burns:Got that, Simpson?
Homer:Yes, sir!
collatrl.wav181 KBMoe:Sure, Homer. I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I am going to have to break your legs in advance.
Homer:Gossh, Moe, I use these all the time, couldn't you just bash my head in?
Moe:Hey! Hey! Are you a loan shark? Do you understand how fianace works? Now let's do this thing.
embrass.wav539 KBHomer:No I am not, Marge. They are embarassing me, they are embarassing America. They turn the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had, now they are just..
John:Queer?
Homer:Yeah, and that's another thing. I resent you people using that word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!
jammin.wav513 KB(Cheif Wiggum sings "Jammin'")
milsoul.wav179 KBBart:Well, if your soul's real, where is it?
Milhouse:It's kinda in here. And when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape, saying 'God Bless you' crames it back in. And when you die, it squirmes out and flies away.
Bart:What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean?
Milhouse:Oh, it can swim and it's even got wheels, in case you die in the desert and it has to drive to the cemetery.
TOTAL:1.95 MB8 sounds
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