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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless...or naked?
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If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him him/her they have the right to remain silent?
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If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
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If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn't it reverse up and down?
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If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, is a proverb a word used in place of a verb?
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?
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If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?
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If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
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If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
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If superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
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If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
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If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
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