Download some Talk Soup Sounds. Talk Soup Sounds for the Soul! You want them, You need them. Said by the SkunkBoy himself!
Most sounds were sent to me by: Cara
Everyone thank her!
The rest I got from Another Talk Soup Page (see links page)
When will we learn, when will we learn?
Dolly Parton recently celebrated the 13th anniversary of Dollywood which I believe is one of the signs of the apocolypse.
Hahahaha...get a job!
This scratching noise I'm hearing can mean one of only 2 things, either the hitchhiker I buried in the crawlspace isn't quite dead yet or it's time to read a little viewer mail! I guess I hit him hard enough...
What you talkin bout Reno? With apologies to Gary Coleman.
Nobody wants Ringo in their mouths. OK? Not even Mrs. Ringo. You know what I'm talking about. I'd rather have a Pete Bess sourball.
Ok people let's get one thing straight once and for all its pronounced "cu-pon" not "Q-pon" you don't say you're involved in a "Q de ta", you don't go driving in your Ford "Q-pe" and roll down the window and ask for a little Grey "Pue-pon" and while we're on the subject its "Supposedly" not "Supposebly." "Nu-clear" not "Nu-culer" and "Base-singer" not "Basinjer."
YEEOOWW!!
Betcha can't keep a straight face! In fact, gimme my money now caus' you're going down with the grin pal. See? Huh, Huh? I already see it!
Well it worked for viagra!
I made all the ones down to the line
::This is from when Alan was going to eat pork brains, so everyone is hysterical laughing in the background..including John:: "Some fresh pork brains and ohhhh...you are so unprepared for what you are getting ready..."
Don't look at me like that dude, you're makin' me feel dirty...
Good evening movie lovers. Welcome to Cinematic Soup, the show that leaves a strange film on your eyes, actually several strange films. I'm John Henson.
John saying some stuff in French...from Talk Fromage
It looks like soup, it tastes like soup, but it ain't soup!
Alright then...let's just move on..
Oh mercy, nearly froze my nards off.
Alan, its over. What? You said you loved me! No, the clip, Alan, the clip is over. Oh, but we're OK..
Splendid..
Friends! Romans! And Countrymen! Hail, and welcome to Vox Soupios. The show that makes the Pompeii disaster look like a chariot ride through carthage. ::Everyone laughing::
Your watching Talk Soup, don't you eyeball me boy!!!
Welcome back to Talk Soup, I'm a bloody wanker.
Where you goin' bro you got the munchies? Cool, bring me back a box a bugles. I like to put one on the ends of each of my fingers and make like a Freddy Cruger bugle claw. Yaahhh!
(Tom and John being Canadian) Ahh...beauty fight eh! Hey, thanks eh. That was excellent eh! Let's go get some beer eh! Told you they couldn't fight, Wussies!!
Anyway we know we got our work cut out for us folks, we'll all miss Greg, but stay tuned for Talk Soup, the next generation.
OH MY GOD! Did you see the size of my hair?
Wow, you guys are good! Well, we just had this stuff lying around you know what I'm saying. That's sweet there Tommy, I got a microphone, little Talk Soup notecards and a cup and everything! I got a cup too. Sweet! (John and Tom talking)
Those who change channels get a right, hard chuck in the gulliver.Thanx Tiff!
Dude, what are you nuts?
::Gunshot:: Sorry, Tommy...
Welcome back to Talk Soup, the show that actually lowers your IQ but, if you're like me, you can spare a brain cell or two...I'm Spaz.
::This is some English dude talking, but its coming out of Tom's mouth...very funny:: I've recently been portraying the amable buffoon, Tom McNamara, here on Talk Soup. I suppose I first perfected this role while playing four-staff in the production of...::Knock on Door, some dude comes in and says:: Sir Thomas, time for your next bit:: Oh, dear. Duty calls! ::Tom's voice:: Hey! Who wants to see me chug this whole beer right now?? Whoooohooo!! ::Back to English dude:: It's all in the timing. ::Belches::
This, this ain't chicken soup, but yet it makes you feel warm all over. Me? I'm Yentl.
Everybody, Backstreet's back!
Kids love Koppel! He's bigger then the Beastie Boys.
You think thats bad, I've been captain of the team and picked last...:::Starts laughing...turns to crying...:: This is the best, you must download it!!
John snagglepuss. I can't really explain it more then that.
G'Day mates! And welcome to Talk Soup Down Undah!!
From Dr. Hud's page, I'm sure most of you have been there already.
Oh, they're goin' platinum man!
Bonjour..blah blah blah... a Bienvenu a Talk Fromage!
Yes he does! Yes he does! Ahdadababa!
If you build it, they will come.
God dang, dag, darn it!
Yeah right! And my name's Joe Dickle.
Wonderful. And now a story about a painful rash around my genitals. Gather around boys, its a good one! A hot summer day, I noticed some discomfort around my upper thigh was an itching sensation spread upwards towards the--alright, you know what...
Come on!!!
I'm John Henson reminding you not to covet your neighbors wife! And if you don't know what covet means well then do whatever the hell you want! (goofy laugh) So long heathens! (laughs again)
I tell ya, it wasn't like that when I was a boy, but then again I didn't grow up in Dawson's Creek.
Welcome back to Talk Soup, I'm John Henson and I just want to be your everything.
Your shouldn't really stick a sharp glass into your hand, into your eye, jam it right into your eye, get it in there, twist it around a little bit like that!
Poopy peepee a-gogo!
That sudden rush of warm fuzzies I'm feeling can mean one of only two things, either I've finally made peace with my personal demons of its time to read a little viewer mail! Good news for my shrink.
Your not like all the rest...And I'm starting to feel things I've never felt before.
If you know what I mean...and I think you do!
After 4 1/2 years, and over 1000 episodes, today marks the end of a television era. Like all good things, like life itself, even our humble cable program must come to an end. Join us today won't you? For the final episode of Talk Soup. ::John? I don't know what your talking about, but this isn't the last show:: It isn't? ::No, it's your last show:: Oh, you guys I'm sorry...Your gonna keep going then? ::Yeah, we got a new host and everything::
Well folks, thats it for this edition of Talk Soup, and that's it for me, I would like to take a moment to thank the staff and the crew. Come on over here guys. You know folks, this is a complex creative anthill we've built here and every show you watch is a result of a bizarre little dance we've all learned how to do and that kind of chemistry is so rare and I feel lucky to have been a part of it. But most of all I'd like to thank you! The audience! For allowing me to have more fun then anyone ever should be paid for having. Theres only one reason to tell a joke, to make people laugh. And for the last 4 1/2 years that's been my job, and I cannot tell you how much that's meant to me. I'll see ya around. ::sob::
COOL!
Baldo is a registered trademark of E! Entertainment Television...yada yada yada...Sorry Tennessee!!!
You SUCK! You suck so badly!!! --Note to all: When I heard this wav, I just started to miss John more, I don't know why. I think it was the "SOOOO BADLY!!!" part. Listen to it and you tell me...--
YEEEAA! Another single parent with an out of wedlock child! YAYYY We say YAAAAAY!!
You're watching Talk Soup, be afraid, be very afraid...
It's not nice to point Mr. Hornypants!
Hurky! Hurky! Beef jerky!
When are they gonna make a juice you can chew?
John laughs funny...
One day, the meek will inherit the Earth, but until then, the dysfunctional freaks rule!
John makes kinky with fried chicken.
I wanna get my freak on!
Get Some!!!
The SkunkBoy version of "Three's Company"
I know you want it, and I'm just the guy to give it to ya!
What's your name? Who's your daddy?...(long pause).....My mom watches this show!--my favorite...hehehe--
Ladies and Germs, Pre-ops and Post-ops...Presenting the Talk Soup clip of the week!
What the hell, man?"
Whatever, man.
I gotta get my back waxed.
HaHaHaHa...bad.
There's a name for a show like this, you just can't say it on TV. You're watching (BEEEEEP)...see?
I'm John Henson reminding you that today is the first day of the rest of your miserable life.
Lt. Fancy, Fancy, Fancy!!!
Come On!!! It's funny!
John turned down this role for Talk Soup!
Your watching Talk Soup, the show that suckered you into paying good money for cable.
I think you are my Dad, heyhey.
This Talk Soup excitement is just about to reach a fever pitch
I'm John Henson, grade five.
John admits a deep, dark secret about a rumor.
John likes big ass!
It's simple if you pay attention.
John talks nonsense and calls us PuppyDogs!
John on the end of love
Tom tries to be intelligent
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