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	Weekly Thought Archive There are probably more of these that I had up here, but this is all I could find. Man who run in front of car, get tired. Man who run behind car, get exhausted Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure? What's another word for synonym? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Would a fly that loses it wings be called a walk? If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them? Do Wal-Mart employees get mad when you return stuff in a K-Mart bag? Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my Gosh.... I could be eating a slow learner. In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower? The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too. Its a lot easier to step in it than it is to get it off. Diarrhea of the mouth, Constipation of thought Half of analysis is anal. Living on earth is expensive but it dose include a free trip around the sun. Quondo Omni Flunkus mortati (That's French for "When all else fails play dead.") When you finally hold all the cards, everyone else is going to want to play checkers. Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, so park elsewhere! A closed mouth gathers no feet. Never eat yellow snow. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. This page hosted by Get your own Free Home Page