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Gear Hatred Page!!!1!11!!1!1!
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Hey, dead people! You think that living through the Depression was bad? You medieval bastards think that the Plagues of Europe were shitty? Fuck!! I had to live through the worst time in the history of our planet, the early 1990's! How would you have liked to turn on the radio and have every station playing "Shake that Body"? Would you be amazed at the wizardry of a Hypercolor shirt changing colors when you touched it or used it as an air filter when somebody farted? Maybe you'd even be fooled into growing a mullet and wearing stonewashed bib overalls with one side unfastened, like I was. That's right, even your favorite website maintainer Gordon allowed the early '90s to have its way with him, just like the Great Fade Haircut Debacle of Late 1996 to Mid 2000. Being manipulated by the early '90s is most likely part of the reason I have so much bitterness toward it. Well, enough of the bitching. The early '90s produced a few cool things (Rock bands, GMC Syclone, TV shows), and a whole lot of shit (everything else). EARLY '90S MOTOCROSS GEAR IS THE MOST HORRIBLE LOOKING THING EVER TO COME FROM SATAN'S PEN OF EVIL. Archeologists working feverishly for two years in Gordon's parents' attic emerged recently with a 1991 Dennis Kirk. catalog, a stack of early '90s Dirt Bike, Dirt Rider, and Motocross Action magazines and a new scanner, making this page possible.
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 Guy on right: "I was riding so fast that I hit a time warp and crashed into an Indian. That Roost Boost really does make a difference!" Guy on left: "I'm
on fire!" The Early '90s MX
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