This is a work of fiction, created by Nina and Brianna. It is fun and funny, crass and vulgar, and if you have little sense of humor, I suggest you avoid it. Also, if you're related to either of us, you'd probably do well to move along.

Act One
Act Two

Characters
Minerva, a faerie princess
Rudolpho, the King of Spain
Tantella, a busty tavern wench, mother to Minerva
Dirk, attendant to Rudolpho
Hymen, a rubber gate-keeper
Random tavern wench
Random soldier