Government Humor

The End...

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God.

During dinner He told them:
"I invited you here because I need three important people to send my message out to all people - Tomorrow I will destroy the earth."

After dinner,

Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them:
"I have two very bad news items for you:

God really exists, and
Tomorrow He will destroy the earth."

Clinton called an Emergency meeting of the Senate and Congress and told them:
"I have Good news and Bad News:

The good news is: God really does exist.
The bad news is: tomorrow He's destroying the earth."

Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced:
"I have two fantastic announcements:

I am one of three most important people on earth.
The Year 2000 problem is solved."

Vacationing in Arkansas

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas.

On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love. Bill was quite amused at this, but didn't mention anything at the time. They exchanged hellos and went on their way.

As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today."

She smirked and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States."