Jokes Page
Over the past year or two, I've come across some pretty funny jokes online. I have decided to put them together on my site as yet another service to the public. I know, I'm so sweet, aren't I?
Before I start, I have to do my little disclaimer thingie. Bear with me.
No jokes on my page are meant to personally hurt anyone's feelings. They are intended to be strictly humorous, but never hurtful. The only names mentioned in these jokes, to my knowledge, are those of public figures, most of whom deserve to be laughed at.
Some jokes contain religious themes or other viewpoints which differ from my own. Jokes may contain stereotypes. I try to keep jokes at or below a PG-13 level, but some of them could be found suggestive or contain language that younger and more sensitive viewers should not be exposed to. Anything specifically inappropriate will not be put up for general viewing.
It is hard to be funny without offending anyone. So if the jokes are sexist, racist, against your religion, or otherwise stereotypical or prejudiced, keep smiling and skip that one if you have to.
A lot of these jokes have been sent to me by friends, and I thank them all, although I don't have the time to go through and thank the contributor of each individual funny. I also got a bunch from Joke of the Day, so I have to advertise for them:
The Original Email Joke of the Day! http://www.joker.org
To SUBSCRIBE to the Joke of the Day send an email to: subscribe@joker.org
Or, SUBSCRIBE at http://www.memail.com
I think that covers most of the bases. I now turn you over to my wicked sense of humor. All comments by me will be in italics. Have fun!
Would you like to laugh at Computers/Bill Gates/Microsoft, Religion, The Battle of the Sexes, The Government, Kids, or Lawyers? Also available: Miscellaneous Humor and Word Play.
P.S. These were very hard to put into categories, so many cross over. You'll survive.
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