Loryn's 11¢ - Favorite Quotes
Gee to Robert Ellison about Felton - You need him to solve this murder, not grieve.
Beau - You deal with 3 squirrels, you get 4 lies.
Ed to Lewis - You need more evidence. I need a clone.
Cox to Bayliss - Formaldehyde, you never do get used to it.
Gee - [The Board], a silent sentry to the dead and gone.
Gee to Mike on his first case - You're trying. That makes me happy, and you wanna keep me happy . . . Keep me smiling.
Lewis to Kellerman - [Gee] tends to spit when he yells. Step back.
Lewis - I walked out the projects in my shoes, my brother.
Lewis to Kellerman - You're a dog. D-O-G. Dog. A dog.
Lewis to Crosetti - Baltimore, home of the misdemeanor homicide.
Frank about Luther - He's like Kevlar. Nothing ever gets to him.
Frank to Felicity Fenwick - Now you've p*ssed me off. You and I . . . we're never gonna be friends.
Naomi to Tim & Frank - You poor schmucks.
Frank to Tim - Congratulations, you've found a downtown phone that works.
Frank to Tim - I always said you were a great detective.
Munch to Stivers - I had my crawl surgically removed years ago so I could sleep at nights.
Junior Bunk to the Squad - Yeah, you hear me? I'm walking up outta here. You hear me?
Kellerman - There are no absolutes in life, only in vodka.
Pembleton - He who loses control loses.
Munch - Homicide, our day begins when yours ends.
Munch, answering the phone - Ho, ho, ho, homicide.
Bolander - It's hard to meet single women on this job. You meet plenty of widows, but the timing just doesn't seem right.
Bayliss - You never say please. You never say thank you.
Frank - Please don't be an idiot. Thank you.
Bayliss - Homicide, sweet homicide.
Munch to Cox - I'm a homicide detective. The only time I wonder why is when they tell me the truth.
Frank - Life would be perfect if it were just kids and dogs.
Frank - The Jesuits taught me how to think. I haven't felt safe since.
Frank - You know, sometimes you're funny. Then there's now.
Falsone to Howard - I can open anything with my teeth. It's my one talent.
Falsone to Mike Giardello - I can't afford to p*ss off the lieutenant.
Stuart to Ballard about his i.v. tubes - This stuff scares the hell out of me.
Bayliss - Nothing is more real than nothing.
Sheppard - The ways of homicide are strange indeed.
Falsone to Kellerman - I'm not a hall monitor.
Bayliss to Ballard - You'll love [Frank] once you get to know him.
Gaffney to Bayliss - Don't be a smart ass.
Tim - If something happens to me, I want you to go right after their asses.
Frank - Is this before or after I buy the house a second round?
Frank to Felton - Every life has meaning, even yours.
Frank - The worst sin in my book - the killer that goes unpunished.
Frank - I'm a cop; I live with contradictions.
Frank - We all need absolution.
Mike Giardello to Ballard - Girl, that expression on your face is illegal in some states.
Stuart to Ballard - Who's rumpled now?!
Stuart to Ballard - I'm not a Reader's Digest kind of guy. I may look like a Reader's Digest kind of guy, but I'm not.
Gee to Mike G - Ah, Gaffney. My day begins.
Mike G to Gaffney - Honey-glazed. A fundamental in the law-enforcement pantheon.
Gee about Knowl - Yeah, look away, you son-of-a-b*tch.
Gee about Bounty Hunters in general - Dime-store rambos. They should be hung by the short hairs.
Gee to Bobbie Bridgers - Are you a lawyer? I hate lawyers.
Danvers to Bridgers - I can't complain. No one listens anymore.
Munch to Bayliss - How delusional is your Zen deal making you?
Gharty to Munch - What're you, the Jewish branch of the IRA?
Falsone to Mike G - I never refuse free alcohol.
Ballard after going into anaphalactic shock - Laura Ballard, fought felons, done in by a bad prawn.
Frank - I'm proud of my pride.
Lewis - I ain't here to make life a la carte for you.
Lewis - I'm a man of many splendors.
Gharty to Munch - You're a bitter man. A bitter, bitter man.
Frank to Bernard Weeks - Shut your lips, Superfly.
Munch to Gharty - A beer's gonna make up for my past?
Falsone - There are moments when I actually believe it.
Stivers - Believe what?
Falsone - We work for God.
Sheppard to Kellerman - Any fool can make a living kissing someone else's ass, but it takes an Irishman to kiss his own.
Barnfather - I don't want it to look like we don't give a damn.
Stivers to Falsone - Well, I'll follow your gut anywhere.
Kellerman to Danvers - You're a mess, Danvers. I don't envy you.
Gharty - I have bought enough damn spatulas in my day.
Falsone to Munch - I thought that a good solid hangover would give me some credibility.
Falsone to Danvers - Maybe sometimes just to get the name in black, we're a little too quick to cut a deal.
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