Links

This website is for anybody who has a jewish mother, or has wanted to experience what it would b like to have one! Go to the "Amy's Answering Machne CD" links, and listen to the lambskin condom message from CD #1! If you don't pish your drawers, or swerve the car off the road, you better get your sense of humour checked!

Delancey Dessert Company

www.babka.com- can you possibly get a more Jewish sounding name than this for a website. Deborah and I can never agree on how to pronounce this. She says BOB-KEEY, and I say BUB-KUH.

Yonah Schimmel's Knishes

This is Yonah Schimmel's, the original NYC knish, located in the lower East side in the Bowery. The place has been in the same spot since 1910, and it is tiny. But you will not get better, you will not get tastier, you will not get authentic knishes anywhere else. And now, they air ship them anywhere in the continental U.S.!

This is where Deborah and I met! It was love at first download...

Where do Ron Jeremy, Sammy Davis Jr., Barbara Streisand, and the Beastie Boys hang out? In cyberspace of course, at Jewcy.com! Check out their shmattas!

Yes, Bob Dylan is Jewish, and so is Bowser from Sha-Na-Na. Check them out, and other Jews who rock! Could we please get Courtney Love to convert? She's embarrassing us!

Like Newsweek, but with a J at the beginning...

Ketubahs are legal marriage contracts, but they look like works of art. If only the U.S. Consitution was this pretty! Perhaps I would have actually read my mortgage if it had pretty pictures of houses and money on it!

NPR Yiddish Radio Project

Hear Dick and Jane. Hear Dick and Jane kibbitz. Hear Dick and Jane kibbitz about the mishpocha in Boca Raton. Hear Dick kvetch. Kvetch Dick, kvetch. Listen to Jane's tsuris. Oh, you should never know from it.

The Matzo files, NY

The eternal question? Why couldn't Jews have made pita bread when they were escaping Egypt? Or at least a decent cracker or lavash? How about an olive oil flatbread? Well, this site ponders what to do with matzah when you have loads of it leftopver, and you just can't stand to be constipated!

Forget branches and leaves, and the "old-fashioned" sukkahs! These sukkahs are like mobile homes! So get a sukkah kit for Sukkot, suckah! Who sez Jews can't also be rednecks!

Jewish cowgirls? These girls are definately not Princesses! They don't have Bloomingdales out on the prairie!

This is the restaurant that Deborah and I love to go and eat at in Brookline, MA. Our favorite sandwiches are the Lupo, the Jack and Marion's, and we are suire we will love the other sandwiches, if we could ever get around to ordering them! We know what we like! Oh, try the stuffed cabbage! If you can finish the whole plate, you have a special talent. Just make sure not to ride the T when you are done. You may precipitate a public health hazard.

They do not have a site up yet, but this bakery in Randolph, MA, is a special place for Deborah and I. We always disagree there. Deborah calls it a half moon, I call it a black and white. She likes a lot of soft frosting on her half moon, I like a thin hard layer of frosting on my black and white. Despite our differences, we are getting married, and have agreed not to discuss cookies at the dinner table.