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| minglee1.wav | Cartman speeking Vietnamees | 31k |
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| soldierboy.wav | Cartman:"...Herro soldierboy, soldier boy. Me so horny..." | 118k |
| Sound | Description | Size |
| weakbullets.wav | Cartman:"It will take more than your weak American bullets to destroy me." | 77k |
| playwithself.wav | Cartman:..."I like playing with myself. I can play with myself all day long." | 99k |
| shuthole.wav | Cartman:"My mom gives me (BEEP) sometimes, and I tell her to shut her hole befor I kick her in the nuts."... | 72k |
| commandant.wav | Cartman:"Commandant Cartman has ways of making you talk."(fart) | 44k |
| ewokvillage.wav | Cartman:"Behold, Ewok Village 2000." | 28k |
| suckedass.wav | Kid singing Cheesy Poofs song. Cartman:"Excuse me but I do believe that sucked ass." | 75k |
| cartmanhaiku.wav | Cartman:"Shut your godamn mouth....or else..I'm..gointa..kick you. square...in the balls." | 78k |
| winregional.wav | Kyle:"Where have u been Cartman?" Cartman:"Well I might have been over at the Cheesy Poofs callback winning a regional championship." | 55k |
| urkel.wav | Kyle:"Cartman what the hell is that?!" Cartman:"It's my Urkel sleeping bag, isn't it cool?" Kyle:"No it's not cool!" | 37k |
| morelotion.wav | Cartman:..."More Calamine lotion!" | 93k |
| goonies.wav | Cartman:"This is rediculous, what are we the Goonies?" Kyle:"Yeah were the goonies Cartman, are your the fat kid." Cartman:"OK that does it. Screw you guys, I'm going home." | 68k |
| screwthoseguys.wav | Cartman:.."Screw those guys, I don't even like them." | 53k |
| doggiestyle.wav | Lifeguard:"Eric, you have to get in the deep end sooner or later." Cartman:"Later's fine." Lifeguard:"Just do your sidestroke." Cartman:"I only know how to do it doggiestyle." | 59k |
| nosense.wav | Cartman:..."Now thats what I call a sticky situation." Stan:"You dumn a**, Cartman, thats not the way it happened." Kyle:"Yeah dude Kenny just died 8 hours ago from that monster. How could he have died back then too?" Cartman:"Oh yeah, I guess that doesn't make sense." | 122k |
| beefcake.wav | Cartman:"Now thats what I call a sticky situation." | 59k |
| dick.wav | Stan:"Why would he invent a story instead of just telling us the truth?" Cartman:"Well lets see? Maybe caus' he's old, drunk, hillbilly dick!"... | 66.4k |
| dibs.wav | Producer:"Someone get pissed off and throw a chair at ned here." Cartman:"Dibs". | 26k |
| hippie.wav | Cartman:"Yeah and if you don't, you're a big dumnass hippie piece of crap." | 76k |
| damnpip.wav | Cartman:"Damn Pip I diddn't know ya had it in ya." | 14k |
| yehright.wav | Cartman:"Hey, I am a cop and you will respect my authoriti!" | 40k |
| listen.wav | Cartman:"Maybe this will teach you to listen to authoriti." | 30k |
| clusters.wav | Cartman:"Poor people tend to live in clusters." | 36k |
| gahagafaka.wav | Mr. Kroblowski:"Your mother's made gahagafaka." Cartman:"What the hell is gafagafaka?" | 27k |
| notcool.wav | Cartman:"Dude, that is not cool! Chopping off weewees is not cool!"... | 45k |
| rubhelmet.wav | Cartman:"Yes the fireman is very magical, when you hub his helmet he spits in your eye." | 49k |
| penischopping.wav | Cartman:"Well screw you guys! I don't want to be in you penis chopping family anyway." | 40k |
| fireman.wav | Cartman:..."My mom says your not supposed to call it a penis, Kenny. You're supposed to call it a fireman."... | 104k |
| ham.wav | Cartman:"Ham?" Kyle:"No not ham you fat f*ck!" Cartman:"Screw you, it's ham isn't it?" | 41k |
| wakeup.wav | Cartman:"Wake up you son of a b*tch!" | 32k |
| sdhomo.wav | Cartman:"Stan's dog's a homo. Stan's dog's a homo." | 36k |
| sorrypip.wav | Cartman:"Sorry Pip, old chap." | 10k |
| unholy.wav | Cartman:"Oh look, here comes the unholy butthole now. Hey, thanks a lot for burning everything down, you little b*tch!" | 44k |
| layaway.wav | Cartman:"Yellow Mega Man is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments on it for a year or two." | 70k |
| moveitpovs.wav | Lady:"We're terribly sorry about the mixup little boy, we'll get you back home immediatly." Cartman:"That's right you will, god damnit! Move it povs, I'm an American!" | 71k |
| lickcarpet.wav | Stan:"What the hell are you doing Cartman?" Cartman:"My mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet." | 37k |
| seriously.wav | Cartman:"I..am....going...to..f*cking...kill...you guys..seriously!" | 47k |
| chacha.wav | Cartman:"So who put his Hu-Hu Dily in your ChaCha?" | 21k |
| kicknuts2.wav | Cartman:"No you don't, coomy pig, you leave Fluffy out of this!" Kyle:"Come on Kenny." Cartman:"Kyle no, seriously. No elephant is gonna make love to my Fluffy. Kyle, I will kick you in the nuts!" | 82k |
| finderskeepers.wav | Cartman:"Oh no you don't, finders keepers!" Barbara:"But I'll die." Cartman:"Well I geuss we'll have to roshambo for it. I'll kick you in nuts as hard as i can, then you kick me square in the nuts as hard as you can." | 69k |
| poundass.wav | Cartman:"Hey, speaking of pounding a** here comes Stan's little homo dog." | 37k |
| brownies.wav | Cartman:"Somebody's baking brownies." | 62k |
| 2yrincom.wav | Cartman:"That's why we come here on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny's family because to them $6.99 is two years income." | 68k |
| buff.wav | Cartman:"Laugh all you want, I'm gonna be the one on T.V. lookin' all buff." | 32k |
| kickass.wav | Cartman:"Kick Ass." | 10k |
| imnotfat.wav | Cartman:"I'm not fat I'm big boned." | 21k |
| woodstck.wav | Cartman:"Yeah hippy, go back to Woodstock if ya can't shoot anything." | 37k |
| sweet4.wav | Cartman:"Sweeeet." | 26k |
| sdhomo.wav | Cartman:"Stan's dog's a homo. Stan's dog's a homo." | 36k |
| scuzzl2.wav | Cartman:"I am Scuzzlebutt, lord of the mountain. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg." | 72k |
| nuts.wav | Cartman:"Kyle, i will kick you in the nuts!" | 57k |
| notfat.wav | Cartman:"I'm not fat, I'm festively plump." | 50k |
| nokitt1.wav | (meow)Cartman:"No kitty this is my pot pie."(meow)"No kitty that's a bad kitty!"(meow)"No kitty it's my pot pie!"(hiss)"Moommmm!" | 104k |
| 101dildo.wav | Cartman:"Mom! Kitty's being a dildo." Cartman's Mom:"Well then I know a certain kitty ktty who's sleeping with mommy tonight." | 101k |
| goals.wav | Cartman:"Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake, Beefcake!" | 57k |
| dolphins.wav | Stan:"Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly." Cartman:"Intelligent on rye bread with some mayonase." | 40k |
| charlies.wav | Cartman:"10-4, pull up flank. Look out for Charlies up in the trees." | 49k |
| bigbon1.wav | Cartman:"All the kids in school call me fat." Cartman's Mom:"Your not fat your big boned." Cartman:"That's what I said." | 53k |
| beefduo.wav | Cartman yelling beefcake with the Commercial | 41k |
| Cartman | Music | Mr. Garrison | Other characters | Kyle | Terrance and Phillip | Bar Brady |
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