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Sound | Description | Size |
rockandroll.wav | Jimbo:"I don't think that I have to remind you that 3 people died at last years running of the cows. With that said, lets rock and roll!" | 72k |
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beartrap.wav | The Fat Abbot bear trap skit | 78k |
kylekiss.wav | BeBe:"Wow! Check out that ass. Shake it baby!" | 98k |
loveboat.wav | Stan:"You said that even though Charro appeared 12 times on the loveboat, the episode with Capt. A. got higher ratings."... | 112k |
discharge.wav | Kenny:.."mmph mmph mmph m m mmm mph, mmph mm mm mph."(hahaha) Stan:"What's a discharge?" | 75k |
drugsgood.wav | Mr. Mackey:"Grugs are good. mmkay?" | 35k |
lovemywork.wav | The liitle panearium girl stating that she loves her work. | 74k |
newsreport.wav | News report on the planearium | 82k |
piggy.wav | Mrs. Cartman:"Oh you look great hun. Mommys fat little piggy."(hey!) | 32k |
planearium.wav | Planearium Guy:"Welcome to the plane..arium." Kyle:"I though it was planeTarium." Planearium Guy:"Well it is, but I have a bone desiese. Which impedes my ability to say the "T" in plane..arium." | 94k |
godsnclods.wav | Jerry discussing the system od gods and clods. | 210k |
hotwater.wav | Mrs. McCormick:"You want some more hot water?" Shela:"Oh no thank you. It's terrific though. You don't have any tea bags or coffee grinds to go in the water do you?" Mrs. McCormick:"We don't care for that hoity toity rich folk stuff." | 83k |
sickweirdo.wav | Stan:"Not Mr. Garrison mom, he really is a sick weirdo."... | 35k |
ecosystem.wav | Mr. Hanky:"The sewer's a frgile ecosystem." | 28k |
foundpenny.wav | Guy #1:"Oh my god! I found a penny!" Guy #2:"You bastard." | 55k |
whosegoose.wav | LA Guy:"I would kill for some kuss kuss right now." Chef:"Whose goose?" | 23k |
bueno.wav | Jimbo:"Ned, it's our job to get these to the children all over America for the 4th of July. we'll be like Santa Claus on Christmas morning." Ned:"Bueno." | 88k |
way.wav | Ned:"Are fireworks legal in Mexico?" Jimbo:"Hell everything's legal in Mehico, it's the American way." | 53k |
sherilamb.wav | Sheri:"No Lambchop, NO!" Lambchop:"Sheri, help meee!" | 80k |
consult.wav | Mrs. Crabtree:..."Just keep your traps shut, ill consult the manual." | 66k |
heyyy.wav | The Fonze:"Heyyyyyy." | 72k |
iloveyou.wav | Mrs. Crabtree:"I said sit down and shut up!!!!!!!!!" | 100k |
lumpofdog.wav | Mrs. Crabtree:"You look like a lunp of dog sh*t that just got hit by a carrrr!!!!!!!!!" | 31k |
suckmyass.wav | Mrs. Crabtree:"How'd you like to suck my a**?!" | 16k |
jackson.wav | Michal Jackson fan discussing to Jesus about Michal Jackon's children touching. | 147k |
killordie.wav | Jimbo:"So now we only kill animals to quote, thin out their numbers. If we don't hunt, these animals will grow too big in numbers, and they won't have enough food. So you see, we have to kill animals or else they will die." | 90k |
worship.wav | Jimbo:"Because he's on drugs and he worships the devil!"(Jesus! Jesus!) | 59k |
flamethrower.wav | Jimbo:"Quick, Ned, thin out their numbers!" Ned:"Thin out their numbers!"(whoosh) Jimbo:"Good work Ned, now they won't starve." | 70k |
catatonic.wav | Jimbo:"Ned, Ned can you hear me? Quick, quick get an ambulance this man is catatonic!"... | 54k |
damndude.wav | Stan:"Damn dude, Chinas f*cked up." | 54k |
gloriusday.wav | Pip:"Oh glorious day!" Everyone:"Shut up Pip!" Pip:"Did you see? I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm." Everyone:"SHUT UP PIP!" | 67k |
gravy.wav | Mr. Bronslowski:"Sheela could you pass me the dead fetus. I mean gravy.(OW)" | 47k |
stupidamerican.wav | Chineese Announcer:"What do you call a white American person with a PhD in physics and math?" Chineese Announcer2:"I don't know, rut?" Chineese Announcer:"A stupid American." | 83k |
zinger.wav | Chineese Announcer:"Ya, good thing thay have those a big eyes, so they don't have to rery on that amazing American intarect." | 93k |
alcoholbad.wav | Mr. Mackey:"Uh, alcohol is bad." | 14k |
backuphere.wav | Mr. Mackey:"Uh, has that marijuana made it back up here yet?" | 23k |
bigger.wav | Rabbi:"Kyle, a circumcision is a very common thing for Ike to have. His father had it, his grandfather had it, and...his brother had it." Kyle:"No, no it isn't true." Rabbi:"We,re not gonna cut it off, we're just gonna snip it so that it looks bigger." | 121k |
college.wav | Chef:"Look children this is all I'm gonna say about drugs. Stay away from them. There is a time and a place for everything, and it's called college." | 71k |
findhim.wav | Stan:"Dude, you sholdn't have told them that, now they're gonna find him and cut off his penis." Cartman:"FIREMAN." | 37k |
hippie.wav | Jimbo:..."Awww, why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert." Mr. Mackey:"I can't man, Gerrie Berrie is dead. mm cay? | 228k |
shotcracker.wav | Chef:"Doctor, we have a shot cracker outside!" Doctor:"I'll be right with you as soon as I inject this man with a long needle." | 38k |
pyramids.wav | Jimbo:"Just look at the pyramids, nobody knows how they built those...or who." Announcer:"Who built the pyramids? Was it the Babylonians? Officer Barbrady? The Samaritains?" | 79k |
twoteams.wav | Doctor:"We must split up into 2 teams, team A and team B. Team A will consist of myself, Stan, Kyle, Eric, Chef, and nurse Goodly. Team B will consist of Kenny." | 80k |
penis.wav | Chef:......."You mean she was a he?" Mafesto:"No no, not exactly. But she did have a penis."(barfing) | 129k |
mother.wav | Cartman:"No wait a minute! If she's my dad then who's my mom?" Announcer:"Who is Eric Cartman's mother? Is is Mrs. Crabtree? Shela Bronslowski? The Mayor?" | 93k |
hermaphrodite.wav | Mrs. Cartman:"Yes, it's true." Mr. Garrison:"No that doesn't make sense." Mafesto:"Yes, it took quite a while for me to understand as well, you see Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphrodite." | 77k |
honey.wav | Saddam:"Hey take a load off, put your feet up. Me and Satan were just aboot to go shopping for furniture.Come on Satan." Satan:"Ok, Honey." | 48k |
framed.wav | Announcer:"Who framed Roger Rabbit? Was it Jimbo? Mr. Garrison? Chef?" | 107k |
fatheris.wav | Mafesto:"As I said before, the father is somebody in this room. The father is............Mrs. Cartman." | 72k |
father.wav | Mafesto:"The fact of the matter is hermaphrodites can not bear children. So Mrs. Cartmans DNA match with Eric, can only mean that she is his his father. And she got another woman pregnant at the drunken bar dance." Cartman:"Oh man this is f*cking weak!" | 105k |
bone.wav | Nurse:"Ohhhhh, I think your kitting the bone." Doctor:"Yes, I can hear the needle scraping against the bone inside. OOps, he's hemeroging. OOp, his head fell off." | 96k |
boss.wav | Announcer:"Who the hell made Jimbo boss? Announcer:"Was it, Barbrady? Chef? Mr. Garrison?" | 61k |
sweet.wav | Cartman's Mom:"Want some more Cheezy Poofs hun?"
Ethiopian:"Ya, I wan da Cheezy Poofs!" Cartman's Mom:"O.K." Ethiopian:"Sweeet." | 62k |
super.wav | Big Gay Al:"Hi little fella. How are you doing today?"
Stan:"Fine how are you?" Big Gay Al:"I'm super! Thanks for asking." | 63k |
startrek.wav | Kyle:"Wow! Did he say that in the Bible?" Stan:"No, I saw it on startrek." | 79k |
spsickm.wav | Counceler:"Oh my god, you sick little monkey!" | 28k |
skank.wav | Ms. Crabtree:"Come on we're runnin' late!" Stan:"Oh, we're always running late ya ugly skank." Ms. Crabtree:"What, did, you, say?" Stan:"I said I can't wait to own a fishing tank." Ms. Crabtree:"Oh." | 90k |
right4us.wav | Jimbo:"It's commin' right for us!" | 20k |
ohmann1.wav | Ned:"Oh man is that nasty." | 32k |
nedgun.wav | Ned:"I'll never use a gun again." | 36k |
hunting.wav | Jimbo:"You just can't kill anything you understand?" Stan:"Dude I don't understand hunting at all." Kyle:"Yeah it's stupid let's go watch cartoons." Cartman:"Yeah cartoons kick a**" | 95k |
howdeho.wav | Mr. Hankey:"Howdy-Ho." | 21k |
crackwhore.wav | Stan:"Well at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine." Cartman:"What, what did you say?" | 32k |
bbfb.wav | Stan:"Bye Bye fart boy." Kyle:"See-ya." | 50k |
barbrady.wav | Bar Brady recalling where Mr. Garrison is | 166k |
hughgrant.wav | Football Announcer:"I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant." | 81k |
jewrun.wav | Football Announcer:"I haven't seen a jew run like that since Poland 1938." | 70k |
rodney.wav | Football Announcer:"I han't seen a beating like that since Rodney King." | 62k |
troublemakers.wav | Bar Brady:"Boys shouldn't you be in school?" Stan:"It's Saturday." Bar Brady:"No excuses, move along you little troublemakers." | 52k |
blakh.wav | Wendy speaking Iraqy | 74k |
cracker.wav | Chef:"That is one fudged up little cracker!" | 29k |
runninglate.wav | Ms. Crabtree:"Come on we're running late!" Stan:"We're not getting on you fat ugly bitch." Ms. Crabtree:"What did you say?!" Stan:"I said we're not getting on you fat ugly bitch." Ms. Crabtree:"Oh, alright then." | 111k |
depends.wav | Wendy:"When someone gets as old as you, do they have to were Depends undergarments?" | 35k |
detergent.wav | Chef:"I just stopped by, because little Kyle forgot his laundry detergent on the playground. Crazy cracker leavin' their detergent all over the place." | 74k |
getthehellout.wav | Cartman:"Get the hell out I said! The party's over! Get out god damnit!" | 34k |
booboojeebees.wav | Chef:"Yeah, well lets get it over with. This place gives me the booboojeebees." | 35k |
killedkenny.wav | Jimbo:"....Ned, look there's a rare duckbilled platypus! It's comin' right for us!!"(bang) Stan:"Oh my god you killed Kenny!" Kyle:"You bastards!" | 37k |
Cartman | Music | Mr. Garrison | Other characters | Kyle | Terrance and Phillip | Bar Brady |
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