All files are in wav format.
SoundDescriptionSize
rockandroll.wavJimbo:"I don't think that I have to remind you that 3 people died at last years running of the cows. With that said, lets rock and roll!"72k
beartrap.wavThe Fat Abbot bear trap skit78k
kylekiss.wavBeBe:"Wow! Check out that ass. Shake it baby!"98k
loveboat.wavStan:"You said that even though Charro appeared 12 times on the loveboat, the episode with Capt. A. got higher ratings."...112k
discharge.wavKenny:.."mmph mmph mmph m m mmm mph, mmph mm mm mph."(hahaha)
Stan:"What's a discharge?"
75k
drugsgood.wavMr. Mackey:"Grugs are good. mmkay?"35k
lovemywork.wavThe liitle panearium girl stating that she loves her work.74k
newsreport.wavNews report on the planearium82k
piggy.wavMrs. Cartman:"Oh you look great hun. Mommys fat little piggy."(hey!)32k
planearium.wavPlanearium Guy:"Welcome to the plane..arium."
Kyle:"I though it was planeTarium."
Planearium Guy:"Well it is, but I have a bone desiese. Which impedes my ability to say the "T" in plane..arium."
94k
godsnclods.wavJerry discussing the system od gods and clods.210k
hotwater.wavMrs. McCormick:"You want some more hot water?"
Shela:"Oh no thank you. It's terrific though. You don't have any tea bags or coffee grinds to go in the water do you?"
Mrs. McCormick:"We don't care for that hoity toity rich folk stuff."
83k
sickweirdo.wavStan:"Not Mr. Garrison mom, he really is a sick weirdo."...35k
ecosystem.wavMr. Hanky:"The sewer's a frgile ecosystem."28k
foundpenny.wavGuy #1:"Oh my god! I found a penny!"
Guy #2:"You bastard."
55k
whosegoose.wavLA Guy:"I would kill for some kuss kuss right now."
Chef:"Whose goose?"
23k
bueno.wavJimbo:"Ned, it's our job to get these to the children all over America for the 4th of July. we'll be like Santa Claus on Christmas morning."
Ned:"Bueno."
88k
way.wavNed:"Are fireworks legal in Mexico?"
Jimbo:"Hell everything's legal in Mehico, it's the American way."
53k
sherilamb.wavSheri:"No Lambchop, NO!"
Lambchop:"Sheri, help meee!"
80k
consult.wavMrs. Crabtree:..."Just keep your traps shut, ill consult the manual."66k
heyyy.wavThe Fonze:"Heyyyyyy."72k
iloveyou.wavMrs. Crabtree:"I said sit down and shut up!!!!!!!!!"100k
lumpofdog.wavMrs. Crabtree:"You look like a lunp of dog sh*t that just got hit by a carrrr!!!!!!!!!"31k
suckmyass.wavMrs. Crabtree:"How'd you like to suck my a**?!"16k
jackson.wavMichal Jackson fan discussing to Jesus about Michal Jackon's children touching.147k
killordie.wavJimbo:"So now we only kill animals to quote, thin out their numbers. If we don't hunt, these animals will grow too big in numbers, and they won't have enough food. So you see, we have to kill animals or else they will die."90k
worship.wavJimbo:"Because he's on drugs and he worships the devil!"(Jesus! Jesus!)59k
flamethrower.wavJimbo:"Quick, Ned, thin out their numbers!"
Ned:"Thin out their numbers!"(whoosh)
Jimbo:"Good work Ned, now they won't starve."
70k
catatonic.wavJimbo:"Ned, Ned can you hear me? Quick, quick get an ambulance this man is catatonic!"...54k
damndude.wavStan:"Damn dude, Chinas f*cked up."54k
gloriusday.wavPip:"Oh glorious day!"
Everyone:"Shut up Pip!"
Pip:"Did you see? I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm."
Everyone:"SHUT UP PIP!"
67k
gravy.wavMr. Bronslowski:"Sheela could you pass me the dead fetus. I mean gravy.(OW)"47k
stupidamerican.wavChineese Announcer:"What do you call a white American person with a PhD in physics and math?"
Chineese Announcer2:"I don't know, rut?"
Chineese Announcer:"A stupid American."
83k
zinger.wavChineese Announcer:"Ya, good thing thay have those a big eyes, so they don't have to rery on that amazing American intarect."93k
alcoholbad.wavMr. Mackey:"Uh, alcohol is bad."14k
backuphere.wavMr. Mackey:"Uh, has that marijuana made it back up here yet?"23k
bigger.wavRabbi:"Kyle, a circumcision is a very common thing for Ike to have. His father had it, his grandfather had it, and...his brother had it."
Kyle:"No, no it isn't true."
Rabbi:"We,re not gonna cut it off, we're just gonna snip it so that it looks bigger."
121k
college.wavChef:"Look children this is all I'm gonna say about drugs. Stay away from them. There is a time and a place for everything, and it's called college."71k
findhim.wavStan:"Dude, you sholdn't have told them that, now they're gonna find him and cut off his penis."
Cartman:"FIREMAN."
37k
hippie.wavJimbo:..."Awww, why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert."
Mr. Mackey:"I can't man, Gerrie Berrie is dead. mm cay?
228k
shotcracker.wavChef:"Doctor, we have a shot cracker outside!"
Doctor:"I'll be right with you as soon as I inject this man with a long needle."
38k
pyramids.wavJimbo:"Just look at the pyramids, nobody knows how they built those...or who."
Announcer:"Who built the pyramids? Was it the Babylonians? Officer Barbrady? The Samaritains?"
79k
twoteams.wavDoctor:"We must split up into 2 teams, team A and team B. Team A will consist of myself, Stan, Kyle, Eric, Chef, and nurse Goodly. Team B will consist of Kenny."80k
penis.wavChef:......."You mean she was a he?"
Mafesto:"No no, not exactly. But she did have a penis."(barfing)
129k
mother.wavCartman:"No wait a minute! If she's my dad then who's my mom?"
Announcer:"Who is Eric Cartman's mother? Is is Mrs. Crabtree? Shela Bronslowski? The Mayor?"
93k
hermaphrodite.wavMrs. Cartman:"Yes, it's true."
Mr. Garrison:"No that doesn't make sense."
Mafesto:"Yes, it took quite a while for me to understand as well, you see Mrs. Cartman is a hermaphrodite."
77k
honey.wavSaddam:"Hey take a load off, put your feet up. Me and Satan were just aboot to go shopping for furniture.Come on Satan."
Satan:"Ok, Honey."
48k
framed.wavAnnouncer:"Who framed Roger Rabbit? Was it Jimbo? Mr. Garrison? Chef?"107k
fatheris.wavMafesto:"As I said before, the father is somebody in this room. The father is............Mrs. Cartman."72k
father.wavMafesto:"The fact of the matter is hermaphrodites can not bear children. So Mrs. Cartmans DNA match with Eric, can only mean that she is his his father. And she got another woman pregnant at the drunken bar dance."
Cartman:"Oh man this is f*cking weak!"
105k
bone.wavNurse:"Ohhhhh, I think your kitting the bone."
Doctor:"Yes, I can hear the needle scraping against the bone inside. OOps, he's hemeroging. OOp, his head fell off."
96k
boss.wavAnnouncer:"Who the hell made Jimbo boss?
Announcer:"Was it, Barbrady? Chef? Mr. Garrison?"
61k
sweet.wavCartman's Mom:"Want some more Cheezy Poofs hun?"
Ethiopian:"Ya, I wan da Cheezy Poofs!"
Cartman's Mom:"O.K."
Ethiopian:"Sweeet."
62k
super.wavBig Gay Al:"Hi little fella. How are you doing today?"
Stan:"Fine how are you?"
Big Gay Al:"I'm super! Thanks for asking."
63k
startrek.wavKyle:"Wow! Did he say that in the Bible?"
Stan:"No, I saw it on startrek."
79k
spsickm.wavCounceler:"Oh my god, you sick little monkey!"28k
skank.wavMs. Crabtree:"Come on we're runnin' late!"
Stan:"Oh, we're always running late ya ugly skank."
Ms. Crabtree:"What, did, you, say?"
Stan:"I said I can't wait to own a fishing tank."
Ms. Crabtree:"Oh."
90k
right4us.wavJimbo:"It's commin' right for us!"20k
ohmann1.wavNed:"Oh man is that nasty."32k
nedgun.wavNed:"I'll never use a gun again."36k
hunting.wavJimbo:"You just can't kill anything you understand?"
Stan:"Dude I don't understand hunting at all."
Kyle:"Yeah it's stupid let's go watch cartoons."
Cartman:"Yeah cartoons kick a**"
95k
howdeho.wavMr. Hankey:"Howdy-Ho."21k
crackwhore.wavStan:"Well at least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine."
Cartman:"What, what did you say?"
32k
bbfb.wavStan:"Bye Bye fart boy."
Kyle:"See-ya."
50k
barbrady.wavBar Brady recalling where Mr. Garrison is166k
hughgrant.wavFootball Announcer:"I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant."81k
jewrun.wavFootball Announcer:"I haven't seen a jew run like that since Poland 1938."70k
rodney.wavFootball Announcer:"I han't seen a beating like that since Rodney King."62k
troublemakers.wavBar Brady:"Boys shouldn't you be in school?"
Stan:"It's Saturday."
Bar Brady:"No excuses, move along you little troublemakers."
52k
blakh.wavWendy speaking Iraqy74k
cracker.wavChef:"That is one fudged up little cracker!"29k
runninglate.wavMs. Crabtree:"Come on we're running late!"
Stan:"We're not getting on you fat ugly bitch."
Ms. Crabtree:"What did you say?!"
Stan:"I said we're not getting on you fat ugly bitch."
Ms. Crabtree:"Oh, alright then."
111k
depends.wavWendy:"When someone gets as old as you, do they have to were Depends undergarments?"35k
detergent.wavChef:"I just stopped by, because little Kyle forgot his laundry detergent on the playground. Crazy cracker leavin' their detergent all over the place."74k
getthehellout.wavCartman:"Get the hell out I said! The party's over! Get out god damnit!"34k
booboojeebees.wavChef:"Yeah, well lets get it over with. This place gives me the booboojeebees."35k
killedkenny.wavJimbo:"....Ned, look there's a rare duckbilled platypus! It's comin' right for us!!"(bang)
Stan:"Oh my god you killed Kenny!"
Kyle:"You bastards!"
37k
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