Calling the Scratch & Sniff Net, Calling the Scratch & Sniff Net, Calling the Scratch & Sniff NNNNNNNNNET.
Yes, Calling the Scratch & Sniff Net. The Scratch & Sniff Net is a net that meets between the autumnal and vernal Beerchesters every Saturday night, at 9pm 'till midnight yes, ohhh, errrr. The Scratch & Sniff net is a net that meets for no particular purpose whatsoever, except to scratch the surface of current events and sniff out the truths that there in lie. The Scratch & Sniff Net meets at one hundred fourty five million, three hundred ninety thousand cycles, and four hundred fourty three million, six hundred thousand cycles, and other incendiary frequencies and common carrier devices. Any stations wishing to check into the Scratch & Sniff Net, if your mothers will let ya, please call W1QWT. Ahh, Thank You!
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