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GENTILITY
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
John Ciardi
GLAMOROUS
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Heddy Lamarr
GOD
If God did not exist, it would have been necessary to invent him.
Voltaire
Which is it: is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders?
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
Thomas Szasz
God is love, but get it in writing.
Gypsy Rose Lee
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
H.L. Mencken
God will forgive me; that's his business.
Heinrich Heine
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
H.L.Mencken
GOLF
Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
Stephen Leacock
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
G.K. Chesterton
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain
GOOD
The good die young- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.
John Barrymore
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time.
George Orwell
No good deed goes unpunished.
Clair Boothe Luce
GOOD EXAMPLE
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Mark Twain
GOOD LOOKS
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
GOSSIP
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
Oscar Wilde
If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
GRATITUDE
I feel a very unusual sensation- if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.
Benjamin Disraeli
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of future favors.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld
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