Quotes on "J"

JOGGING

It's unnatural for people to run around city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see someone running. I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog out after him.
Mike Royko

JOURNALISM

Journalism justifies it's own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of the vulgarist.
Oscar Wilde

Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space.
Rebecca West

JUDGEMENT

We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation.
George Bernard Shaw

JURY

Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.
H.L. Mencken

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost

JUSTICE

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
Lenny Bruce

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