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KILLING
Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill all and you are a God.
Jean Rostand
KINDNESS
One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
Oscar Wilde
KISS
The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
KNOWLEDGE
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
Quentin Crisp