The Guinea Pig
How doth the cute and adorable guinea pig,
Improve her already glorius fur,
And manage to make her water bottle leak,
Ever blessed minute of her existence?
How cheerfully, she seems to OINK,
How neatly she streches her elegant body,
And welcomes delicions produce in,
With a smiling mouth.
I was out in the rain once,
My owner had forgotten about me,
I swear she didn't mean to,
Did she mean to?
Rain is scary,
The water falls upon your wonderfully shiny fur coat,
While you munch on the grass,
And think about how great it tastes.
