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"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
I'm such a beautiful boy (and so modest too).
Mommy and daddy almost named me Hitler! They thought my mustache looked like his. I'm really glad they decided on Moustache (they say it like Moo-stash), but mostly they call me Moose or Schmoose.
I love to play hide and seek with Daddys shirt!
What does a guy have to do around here to get some sleep?
I'm a high energy guy! I love to run and play and jump and stuff. I really like to eat too. I'm a real Daddy's boy, I follow him wherever he goes when he is home, of course he's the guy that feeds me! I wish he were home more often.
I'm king of the backyard jungle! Escapades of Moustache
I won the Golden Tuna!
When I first came to live with Mommy and Daddy I was really little. That is where I met my sister, Autumn. She is three months older than me. They started to call me "Stach", but then I grew bigger and bigger. First I became "Fat Boy" then they decided "Moose" or "The Moose" fit me better. They also call me "Schmoose", "Love Bug" or just "Bug" and Mommy or Daddy's "Sweety Boy". I love to torment Autumn. She is 5 pounds lighter than I am now so I can really get her and sit on her, she can really hiss! Mommy used to tell her not to torment me. Mommy told her I was going to be bigger than her one day, she didn't listen. So now she gets it whenever I feel like it. Now Mommy has to tell me not to bug her. Sometimes I eat her food, especially when we get treats! Speaking of treats, my favorite is a little bit of people tuna, yum! I don't get it very often but I don't let Autumn have very much at all. When I know something good is in the food dish I do a kitty dance. I stand up on my hind legs and twirl around and reach up with my front paws and try to snag the dish as it comes down. I've made a big mess many times with this trick. You want to hear about a real mess I make? Sometimes my Daddy gives me a little tuna and then sits the can on the kitchen counter and forgets to put it in the fridge. I get up on the counter and push it off on the floor. Then I try to eat the whole can before Daddy can take it away from me! I hate to go to the vet. I hate the carry cage and howl the whole time I have to be in it. I growl and mutter the whole time I am in the room with the vet. She thinks I'm saying, "you hag, if my Mommy and Daddy weren't here I'd rip you up". She's right, I say it and I'd do it! Sometimes I get so full of energy I don't know what to do with myself. I start in the hall, run through the hall, the living room, the master bedroom and into the master bathroom. There is a big oval tub in there that I jump in and start running around really fast. Pretty soon I defy gravity and start running on the sides of the tub! Mommy calls this trick the bathtub wall of death'. One day, when I was outside with my Daddy, I climbed the big tree in the backyard. I got up really far but the rope my harness was hooked to held me back. I tried to climb back down but lost my hold and fell. My rope hooked over a limb and I hung myself! Daddy started yelling, "hang on Sweety Boy"! I didn't have anything to hang onto! Daddy grabbed the big ladder, put it up to the tree (but not very well) and climbed up to grab me. Daddy could barely reach me but he got his hand under my tummy and pushed up so I could breathe better, then he started shouting for Mommy. Meanwhile the ladder was not stable and he was wiggling around on it, I thought he was going to fall on the ground! Mommy ran out and had to cut my rope to let me down. I was a happy boy when I finally got down, I wanted to go right inside. Some day I'm going to have hands like Mommy and Daddy. I'm not sure but I think it has something to do with drinking that brown stuff they drink in the morning. Maybe if you drink it you grow hands. So far it smells too bad to taste, but I'll do it one day. Then Mommy and Daddy will be sorry! I'll open every can of tuna in the house, get whatever I want out of the fridge and go outside whenever I want!
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