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Mostly all of these jokes are made up by us and are considered dangerously cheesy! Have fun reading all of them! If you happen to have any "home-made" jokes then click here!






Q Why do they get so much work done at the Doritos factory?
Abecause everyone chips in !!

Q Why did everyone do well in propane 101?
A because they wanted to pass gas! by Chris Krandle

Q Why is it so fun to work at the butter factory?
A everyone gets their churn

Q Are you going to see the new pirate movie coming out?"
A yeah, it's rated RRRR...

QWhy does the dairy factory stink?
A they're always cutting the cheese!!

Q Lil' Joe was making fun of a boy with BIG feet. "Well you know what they say about people with big feet!" said the boy. "What do they say?"
A "They have really big socks!" by Justin_C87@mtv.com

Q What do cars put on their toast?
A Traffic Jam!

Q Why don't oranges make good tires?
A Because they always peel out!

Q Why did the garbage man get beat up?
A He was talking trash!

Q What do you call a fake ravioli?
A An impasta!

Q What did the clam say right before it was pryed open?
A Ohh shucks!

Q Why were the two ice creams whispering?
A They wanted to get the inside scoop!

Q Where were all the potatoes during the concert?
A In the mash pit!




















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