YOU OUGHTA KNOW that you really suck!
Isn't it IRONIC youre just in it for the fuckin bucks
You said you've lived and now YOU've LEARNed
Step out of the spotlight 'cause its someone elses turn
I hate Alanis Morisette (X2)
The music she wrote has all been cursed
Cause I feel myself getting closer to death every time I hear another verse
She suceeded if her mission was to bore us
I think I'm gonna be sick if I hear another whining yoddeling chorus
I Hate Alanis Morisette (X8)
because she's bad
APPLES MAKE US SICK
Stop off at Burger King
I WISH I WAS JOEY JARIMIAH I wish I was Joey Jarimiah
CUZ I ONLY THINK OF YOU
We were in grade 10
BEING NEUTERED
Do you really wanna know me or
TOBY SPRY : THE 3rd ENCOUNTER
Pushed me down onto his bed and I almost gave him head
I HATE HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH
Well, I got into a fight once with this guy
SHAVE YOUR MOHAWK
Youre gonna go out on the streets tonight
THE KIND OF PEOPLE
I bet you think you're stylin when
--
Pastel houses, curved streets
And if one more yuppie crosses my path
Mom's hair is gray
And if one more yuppie crosses my path
PORK AND BEANS
We made an Eww...You're a Girl CD
We recorded with punk rock king Simon Head
I wanna be the one, I wanna be the one, I wanna be the one to sell out with you
Well we've all got the patented rock star attitudes
I wanna be the one, I wanna be the one, I wanna be the one to sell out with you
All lyrics ©1998, 1999 Moodswing Music
Where I'll make you my burger queen
and we'll wed with an onion ring
Or Chicken Kentucky Fried
I'm asking will you be my bride?
Someday we'll take home a family meal
She says she wants to marry me
Apples make us sick
We both hate the Tragically Hip
We like the smell of gasoline
We think drinking is fun
We peed in our pants in class in grade one
we are constantly chewing gum
She says she wants to marry me (and she knows)
She always gives me space to breathe (and she knows)
I stink, I'll take a shower
She's right there with soapy water
She says she wants to marry me
I would never do my homework
I would stay up late and
Dream about Caitlin
I would never kick Wheels out of my house....
(maybe I would)
I would walk around the caf naked
Just to get the car of my dreams
Everyone would think Im so cool
I'd wear crazy hats to school
Yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeaaaah!
Woah Woah Woah
I wish I was Joey Jarimiah
Woah Woah Woah
I wish I was Joey Jarimiah
I wish I was Joey Jarimiah
That would be dynamite!
And I stalked you and your boyfriend
I'd cut off his winkie to get her
'Sorry I dont know anything about that, officer'
Cuz I only think of you! (You know that it's true)
Cuz I only think of you! (You know that I do)(X2)
Nananananananana
Staring at you in the caf
How I'd like to grab your ass
But the last time I did that she got mean
'Cmon stop screaming - youre gonna make a scene'
Cuz I only think of you (you know that it's true)
Cuz I only think of you (you know that I do)(X2)
My friends think I'm insane
I cant get you off my brain
I think your tits are out of sight
So come home with me tonight!
(Oh yeah)
Cuz I only think of you (you know that its true)
Cuz I only think of you (you know that I do)(X2)
Is there somethin that you wanna show me
Baby, dont hold out....
Cant belive you would even talk to me
I look like shit, is this how you saw me
What's this all about?
But it's not me
It's not you
It's not her
But I just hate
Being Neutered(X2)
HERE WE GO!
I always knew that you'd walk away
But I cant believe that youre doin it today
Cmon just stay.....PLEASE?!?!
She always was the coolest hippie
Walking around and her style just hit me as cool
And that's what she was
But it's not me
It's not you
It's not her
But I can't take
Watching her neuter
I never even get her name right
But I always think of her late at night
I'm infatuated....Ryan?
In my dreams she comes right up to me
Whispering something to do with whipped cream (Yummy)
Then I wake up (boo hoo)
But it's not me
It's not you
It's not her
But I just hate
Being Neutered
And it's not me
It's not you
It's not her
But I cant take
Watching her neuter
A narrow escape from a knee between the legs
And I never saw him again
Never forget the day
I almost turned gay
You can't run away
From Toby Spry cause we hope that he fuckin dies
Toby Spry, we hope that you fuckin die
Toby makes a living off of molesting little boys
I didn't want to do all the things that I did
But I guess that I had no choice
Never forget the year
I almost turned queer
You can't run from fear
And Toby Spry cause we hope that he fuckin dies
Toby Spry, we hope that you fuckin die
His name is Adam something and I'll tell you why, oh yeah
He said he listened to Hootie all the goddamn day
He thinks he's cool
But I just think he's lame
I Hate Hootie and the Blowfish (X4)
I don't care how my records you've sold
Or what shitty single has just gone gold, oh yeah
I care about one thing and thats fuckin it....
That band Hootie is just a pile of SHIT
I Hate Hootie and the Blowfish (X4)
I hate them, I think that they really suck
If they came to my house I'd lock the door
Actually I'd open up the door, just so I could cut off their stupid heads
Then I guess, I'd have to saw off their arms, just so they could never play guitar
I think that they really really really really suck
Oh no...no no no!
Gonna act all tough and try to start a fight
See you wearing your leather jacket everyday
If youre trying to be a 'punk' then you're doing it the wrong way
SHAVE YOUR....MOHAWK
Cause I'm not cool enough
To get one
SHAVE YOUR....MOHAWK
Youre a hippy and a hippocrite
yeah
So look around you and figure out what youre going to do
When you find you look just like everyone else
Then you'll just realize that the ideologies you emphasize
Have not been upheld by your own 'true' self (oh yeah)
Steel toe boots? Man, youre cool
You may have a mohawk but youre still a fool
If techno was underground and cool you'd see
The punky boys turn into techno freaks
SHAVE YOUR....MOHAWK
Cause I'm not cool enough
To get one
SHAVE YOUR....MOHAWK
Youre a hippy and a hypocrite
And a liar
GEEK!
You know you can beat the shit out of some grade 10
I bet you feel all warm and fuzzy inside
When youre around we have to swallow our pride
And you want (Ooooh)
And you need (Ooooh)
But I choose (Ooooh)
Not to fit in with you(X2)
WHO DA BITCH NOW?
~ lyrics by Zach Feldberg
2.35 kids out back
Knucklehead anti-semite jocks!
Using dad's mooney to buy crack
Well I'll make sure that he feels my wrath
I'll take his balding head and shove it up his ass!
I'll say WHO DA BITCH NOW, WHO DA BITCH NOW, WHO?!
Oh but you wouldn't know...oh no
With all those blonde highlight streaks!
The rose window is sure to glow
Well I'll make sure that he feels my wrath
I'll take his balding head and shove it up his ass!
I'll say WHO DA BITCH NOW, WHO DA BITCH NOW, WHO?!
YEAH!
~lyrics by Paul and Zach Feldberg
We slapped a barcode on that thing
We even put it in HMV
In hopes of piles of money!
We did our best to sound like Blink 182
We're putting the punk rock scene to bed!
And we'll sell out until we're dead!
Needless to say, we are all rock and roll bad dudes
Yeah, the record is out - the units shipped
We'll be bigger than the Doors
No more making requests tonight
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MUSIC ANYMORE!
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