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Jenria

Assyla's Room

HEY! What're YOU doing here!?

You kow, there IS a reason I keep that door locked. But, far be it from me to kick you out of the room into which you so rudely barged. Hmph.

So, you've made it to my room of all places. Great. I'm sure you're excited.

You're probably wondering, "If that little white cat deserves a room to herself, what interesting things could she possible have in it?"

I'll tell you two things.

One: I'm am NOT little. I'm a perfectly sized specimen of "Felis catus".

Two: if you plan to mess around with any of my stuff, you'll have to get passed me first!

I'm a reasonable cat, and as long as you do what I say, I promise I won't rip you to shreds with my claws like last's week new couch.

Now that we have an understanding, I'll be nice, relatively. Obviously you must be an idiot to try sneak into my room. I'll assume you need the help of a smart cat like myself. Therefore, I have collected several topics and have given my opinion of them for your benefit. Oh, and if you feel like critizing my opinion, just remember: You're the Trespasser, and I'm the one with the claws and nine lives. I can always claim self-defense.

Assyla's View of the world.

Contents:
Poetry: Scheme to Make People Look Smart
Screen Savers: Key to World Domination
Nutrition: Water Has No Calories.
Innocent Bystanders: A Dying Race.