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Welcome to the hUMouR Line

This site last Updated - 20th February 98

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The humourline's latest Joke List
A selection of jokes, sent in by *you* the general public or trawled off the internet and Usenet.

Top Ten Lists
Everyone's doing them, so why shouldn't we! Here we present our unique, UK version "Top Ten Lists". Catch the current crop in this area...

Toasters
If your company diversified into toaster manufacturing, what would the finished product resemble? Well, here's your chance to find out as our team of ever dependable contributors give you their list of "If so and so made toasters..."

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