You know you want to. After all, who WOULDN'T want to be part of the vanguard of a movement as progressive and essential as this one? Just send your name and your comments (no matter how weird) to me. Soon, they will be put up right here for all to see!

The Illustrious Members of the Society:

Megan Jones: Founding Member. Yep, that's me! And mighty proud to be here, too!
Katie Jones: Sister of Founding Member. Ah, nepotism....
Luriko-Ysabeth: Witty comments? Who needs witty comments?

...and that's all, folks. At least, until YOU send in your name!

All members of The Society for the Replacement of Hyperspace Mallets by Flame-Throwing Umbrellas are © themselves. Unless otherwise noted.