Burp
- An extremely silly story written for class, based loosely on one of
the students. I got a B : )This is my miscellaneous page.
This includes everything that can't fit anywhere else, but doesn't need a page of it's own.
Short Stories
A Really Short Little Story that Doesn't Make any Sense - pretty much self-explanatory. It's structured like a fable, but other than that it's just plain silly.
Help Wanted - A weird, dark-humored furry story based the concept "If furries were real, what would they eat?" This story was written before I knew that that concept had already become a huge cliche in furry stories.
Why Me God? - The downfall of a jerk. My favorite of all of my stories.
The Last Dreamer - My only really serious story so far, and one of my best. Strongly inspired by "the Adventures of Baron Munchausen."
Burp
- An extremely silly story written for class, based loosely on one of
the students. I got a B : )
Humor Lists
(I wrote most of these in 8th and 9th grade, so they are pretty immature even for me)
10 Fun things for a passenger to do on a long car trip
Biology Terms - I once decided to make joke definitions out of my entire 9th grade Biology textbook's glossary. I never got farther than C, but what I have is still kinda funny.
How
to Be Irritating
- My longest and favorite list. Some of the jokes are just stupid
(hey, I was in 8th grade), but some are (IMHO) rather funny. When I
finally typed this up I only included the ones that I actually think
are funny, but that's still no guarantee ; )
Other Junk
Writings on the Wall - a skit I wrote based on 2 things written on the bathroom wall at my school.