Now you see why I hang out at #TheGuru at irc ;)(/shameless plug) Today's been quite ok =) My Sammy came back, thin and light and limping, but he's back, eating worse than ever...And I got a long email from Aziza...WeEEeE.. and things are just generally picking up..did I mention my grades got translated? That lady is SO NICE! And things are now worked out online too..and i saw my dad today..and..I am wearing my..REDHOODED SWEATSHIRT! For real..kangaroo puch and everythign..let me give you the song

Redhooded Sweatshirt.

So me and a couple of YOUHts that i didn't know before formed a Radio Hosts Support Group...so we'd stand in a corner and applaud and shout our lungs out to make the hosts feel and seem loved.

it's weird though, coz they played lots'a happy jazz music, not the blahy kind, and the ppl that were actually AROUND when jazz was aroud more barely listened, while WE the YOUTHS were dancin'all cool..hehe..really.

Anyways, I missed katrina and the Waves pah coz we left kind'a early..and I who wanted to hear I'm walkin' on sunshine live with the originals =( Boohoo.

This got kind'along yeah heheh, so i'll just END it by saying it'd be cool if i was rich, I'd go to Stockholm for the Stockholm Water festival..hehhe..not ice a theme? see in sweden we're greatful for what we got..in winter,we celebrate the light coz if 's so damn dark, in spring we celebrate that, and then we celebrate summer on midsummer and then we celebrate water her eand there...and in august we'll celebrate the CrayFish..hehe

Kay,spammed.sorry.really. it'smy itching nose that's typing really. ~Lanais

Three sections and a total score:
I had: 64, 63, 63 and a 633 total
Max scores: 68, 68,67 and 677 total

This means I rule :> Usualy anything above 600 is considered excellent by institutions.. Aziza came back today and we've been talking so muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch I miiissed her soooo muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch wah. She also triple doggy dared me to write an snailmail to Adam Sandler, so I am. A first draft can be seen here.

I'm working on my links page and I'm almost finished with my SuperHero page. Next project....the Adam page.

The I get to the talker today to get her snailmail addy to send it, and find out this idiot stalkers' called her and upset her lots,police involved and everything. I think I've cheered her up some though. =) AND! I got money right out fo the blue yesterday, so tonight I am calling Aziza, and later on Jessica! isn't that GREAT? I can't WAIT!

"Dear Mr Stalker. If you EVER bother my Aziza again, I'm not only going to rip your testicles out through your mouth, I'll also dismember you so much there won't even be a shred off you left to identify you with. Nada. Capisce?"

I have this ability to get way wrapped up in movies though...I mean, I know how really cheesy movies are supposed to only attract real wimps but...god I love cheesy movies. Especially movies where the underdog finally wins. You would not beLIEVE the ammount of baseball movies I've seen...I suck. :>

I also have the ability to critizise and comment a lot. People hate that. Bah. I remember watching a type A-movie with my cousin (that would be a movie with a woman getting stalked etc, police can't do anything, and she ends up in a one-on-one fight with the stalker. ) I described what I suspected would happen the entire movie, up till the end with the characteristic helicopter shot rising up from the crime scene, the 'victim' being comforted by cop/s.o/bf, with a blanket over her shoulders, the ambulance/police cars with their lights on etc. As I recall it, that was the last time he and I watched a movie together.

Hmm. I think I'll start on my movie page soon. The only reason I haven't so far is because I'm so uncertain about how it'll look. I want lots of pics like on my Superhero page but...knowing the huge amount of movies I'll list then..yikes. Not to mention I dunno how to index them at all. Take Strictly Ballroom. It'd fit both Australian movies, Favorite Yummie Movie, Dance Movie. Bah.

*LOL* Mimir just spammed me on irc. That's a first:

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Jessica is suck a traitor!!! ->Kafka considers going back to bed now

me: Hmm, can it really chop up onions?
SalesPerson: YES! It chops so easy, LOOK!

Demonstration

me: Uh huh, but can it..you know..crush ice?
Salesperson: YES! It crushes ICE!!

Demonstration

me: Hm. What about cream? There wouldn't be a special attachement to whip cream, would there?
SalesPerson: Why CERTAINLY there is!And LOOK how FAST it WHIPS!!

Demonstration

So we kind'a bought it eventualy. And when I made a salad. MMM-MMM delicious!:D I really should have my own infomercial...I can get stuck for ages watching them. I'd be real good too..."It's SO EASY to RINSE!TA-DA!" Bah. Another dream never come true ;)

I also got two braids in my ahir for some unknown reason..this african lady was there at the fair, and she got me into getting two braids at the right side of the back of ym head...black fake hair with some red black and white beads at the ends of them...quite cool..and the lady went "GAAWD yer boyfriend is SOOO gonna LOOOVE that!" and I just nodded. hehe. It's hard to yell "I'm not DOING the two ppl thing again for a long while, I dun even like the people I HAVE been two with so bah". She might get it the wrong way. Um, I'm not exactly clear over WHAT the wrong thing IS, but I'm sure there is one..

I also bougth some dryed fruit, a dark blood red deep purple lipstick and a Dracula tribute necklace...it's a cross shaped as a stake and a heart onnit..you know, all SYMBOLIC and stuff...coz I'm sure you knew Dracula turns 100 this year, right?;)( as in, it's a hundred years since Bram Stoker's Dracula got published)

Not to mention this salesguy looked at me and went "You aren't from (insert some other swedish town) areyou?" "No?" "Are you SURE??" "yes?" "Then you have a lookalike in (insert that town again) called Angelique". Talk abotu freaky. And they named her ANGELIQUE? That is so sad. I could be a swedish valley gurl.

Did you ever suddenly feel so content with life, for no reason at all, that you just wanna lie down in the sunwarm grass and puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurr like a lazy cat?

"I'm just CRAZY for it....." -Sylvia Plath

I ALSO called Aziza..YES, again. *smile* All and all I've spent about 2 hours and 5 mins on the phone/out'a country. I suck.=) I enjoyed every minute though, it's been real special. My phonebill will make me feel real special too, I'm sure..

I was so nervous calling Aziza though, coz I called without warning, and I knew she'd be asleep and that her evil mother would answer..and she DID. I got so freaked, but I think I stuttered out "Hi my name is Jennie, I'dlike to talk to Aziza please.." she gruffed somehting about Aziza being asleep and I go "I know, but could you wake her up, it's real urgent?"*laugh* You have NO idea how much it takes for a coward like me to manage to say a thing like that. I'm more likely to do what Dylan suggested I'd do..hang up on her ;)

All of a sudden I'm subscribing to all these newsgroups, right out of the blue...so I've been reading rec.music.tori-amos for almost a year now..now all of a sudden I read:

alt.fan.conan-obrien
alt.fan.adam-sandler
alt.fan.letterman
alt.fan.j-garofalo
alt.fan.liz-phair
alt.fan.bruce-campbell
alt.fan.brent-spiner

I never post though, with a few exceptions to rec.music.tori-amos...I dunno. I don't like posting, coz I feel like such a dimwit. Now considering I am one, that's ok...I just feel it's enough I show it on this page and at CN..*grin*

We've been talking lots about movies lately. And I've rented lots. I rented "FREDDY'S DEAD; the final nightmare". Not that it was, seeing as there was another Freddy movie made, but it was cool.=) I really like watching the Freddy Krueger movies..that glove is SO cool.I once saw a Freddy Krueger kit in this toystore in Stockholm, and I wanted to buy it soooooooooooooo bad, but it was really expensive.Bah. It had a really cool Freddy mask, and a pretty decent made Freddy glove. I LOVED the last Freddy movie though, now THAT one was GREAT and you should all see it. I mean it had that girl from the firts movie that got the grey hair streak in her hair, and it had Robert Englund as HIMSELF dammit..it was just sooooooooooooooo good. Scares the shit out of me everytime I watch it.=)

Yes, I have a passion for horror movies. I LooOOVe horror movies. I wont' say I've seen a lot, I haven't, but I've seen some..I've seen all the Friday the 13, and all the Freddy movies, and then a little here/there. I like the classic ones. I mean, face it, Freddy's a COOl character...Jason is a tiny bit too..boring, and yet cool. He's so..thug'ish. Or like...there's not enough humour about him. I think horror movies needs a bit of sarcasm and dark humour to really work...I SO MUCH wanna see SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now here's where it gets funny that I've watched those hundreds of different hospital/doctor/emergency shows and movies and read all those medical thrillers..coz I start EXAMENING myself. "Okay, hit my left heel, it's bleeding, but it'll be ok, no stiches...Hit my back real hard, but I can feel everything, not to mention those pebbles under my back..my neck hurts, I pulled a muscle, but I can move it, and I have a gigantic bump at the back of my head. I don't think I've fractured anything, and I think it'll be ok if I get up. Best get this bump checked at, it's kind'a huge." (Mind you, I was freaked though, sobbing and yelling at my granny that didn't have a clue what to do etc..)

So eventually we get to the car, and it feels like I have an alien trying to get born through the back of my head...quite freaky.

Now, my grandma's of a generation, or state of mind where - if it's not bleeding, or any bone pipes are sticking out your leg, you'll be ok with some water and lying down for a few minutes. I practically had to yell to get her to take me to the E.R. And so we got there, and they all went WHOOa that's some BUMP you got there, it's good you decided to check it up etc. Anyways. I didn't throw up or anything, and so they chilled the bump some, and then I gots to go home and rest. And I did. For an hour and a half...it's REAL hard to sleep when you can't rest on the back of your head, OR the right side where the bump kind'a is. Ah well. I got up and listened to Adam Sandler stuff, and now I'm at the library..spodding. Well, a bit. I had to get a book I can read at home, Y'KNOW?;)