Kelley's Corner

MEN -- WHO NEEDS THEM???
(Okay, maybe me - but they sure do irritate the hell out of me sometimes!)

DISCLAIMER -- PLEASE READ!!

Before you go any further, I just want to say that I really don't hate men (even though the next few things you read may make it seem like that).
EVERYTHING ON THIS PAGE IS SAID IN FUN!

~ MEN JOKES ~
Why did God create Men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn!

If God Had Wanted Us To Chase Men, He Would Have Made Them Worth Catching!

Why Are Blonde Jokes Never Longer Than 2 Lines? So That Men Can Understand Them Too!

What did God say after he created man?
I can do better!

How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river!

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
No one knows, it's never happened!

What is gross stupidity
144 men in one room!

The more I know about men, The more I like my cat!!!
(Thanks Tina!)

Still want to hear more? Try these!

Dumb Men Jokes - Part 1
Dumb Men Jokes - Part 2
Dumb Men Jokes - Part 3
15 Reasons Why Diet Soda Is Better Than Men
Women Listen With Estrogen, Men Hear With Testosterone
100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Man

~ Visit my other pages on this site ~

Questions and/or Comments -- Just click the icon!

http://geocities.datacellar.net/SouthBeach/7587 last March 26, 1998.