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Strange websites:
Take a ride in The Ultimate Taxi
Stick your nose into The Nose Pages
The world is held together by Duct Tape
How to perform a Furby Autopsy.

Mrs. Conclusion: Hullo, Mrs. Premise. Mrs. Premise: Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion.
Conclusion: Busy Day? Premise: Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat.
Conclusion: *Four hours* to bury a cat? Premise: Yes - it wouldn't keep still.
Conclusion: Oh - it wasn't dead, then? Premise: No, no - but it's not at all well, so as we were going to be on the safe side.
Conclusion: Quite right - you don't want to come back from Sorrento to a dead cat. It'd be so anticlimactic. Yes, kill it now, that's what I say.

Follow the ins and outs of Emergency Medical Personnel as they share the real poop on... Rectal Foreign Bodies

Wine recommendations for the uneducated palate at www.enjoywine.com!

Get health-related answers from NetWellness or the Mayo Clinic!

Intellectual, physical, emotional and intuitive forecasts from The Bio-Rhythm Page.

Web browser check-up from BrowserTune.

A curious pull towards The Black Hole of the Web!

Naughty behavior at Disneyland documented on The Flash Mountain web site.

Hundreds of maps from The U. of Texas Map Collection

Did you know that insects can be tasty and nutritious?

The straight dope from Urban Legends Reference Pages

Pachydermal warm fuzzies from The National Rhinophilic Association!

"How rich art is; if one can only remember what one has seen, one is never without food for thought or truly lonely, never alone." Vincent van Gogh, Letter to Theo (15 November 1878) Over 3,700 pages dedicated to Vincent van Gogh can be found at The Vincent van Gogh Information Gallery.

You've heard the rumors...Franconia College has a web page.
Visit the "heard from" page for e-mail addressses of old friends.

TRAVEL links...

Foreign languages figure in your travels?
Check the Online Dictionaries and Translators for 100+ languages at RIC.
Links to online language courses, machine translation software, etc.

If foreign is in your plans, you may want to visit the US State Department's website
and read the Travel Warnings and country-by-country Information Sheets there.

Check the weather -- anywhere -- before you go!

Click the pic for weather & forecast for Franconia, NH, or anyplace else!

InHawai'i it's currently

Can't go to Hawai'i?? Pretend!
Step 1. Order up some Hawai'ian coffee and music.
Step 2. Log on to Virtual Hawai'i, from the good folks at NASA! Click the pix!

I also love to visit Holland, France, Boston, and Seattle.
Some day I want to visit Costa Rica.

EarthCam's MetroCams offer live pictures from many cities around the world.
There are also live cameras in Hawai'i! This one is in Waikiki.
Type "Hawaii" in the box below the Waikiki cam for links to 30 others around the Islands.

You can get help with travel arrangements at:

Travelocity -- book flights, hotels, etc.

Airline Home Pages -- lots of links to... duhhh... airline home pages!

For an old-style trip, contact Amtrak.

For a REALLY old-style journey, go by car...
Find just about any street location in the US with MapQuest or MapBlast.

Going abroad? Check out The Universal Currency Converter.
One US dollar gets you 45.50 in Jamaican dollars, as of 2001/03/23 . Let's go!

The United States' first underwater park
has awesome snorkeling and scuba diving.

Mother (turning off radio): Liberal rubbish! Klaus! Klaus: Yeah?
M: Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish? K: 'Alibut.
M: The jugged fish IS 'alibut! K: Well, what fish 'ave you got that isn't jugged?
M: Rabbit. K: What, rabbit fish?
M: Uuh, yes...it's got fins.... K: Is it dead?
M: Well, it was coughin' up blood last night. K: All right, I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.

Some COMPUTER links...

Ever get e-mail virus warnings and chain letters?
The Virus Myth Page sorts out what's real and what's not.

Andy's Art Attack has free web graphics,
along with excellent tutorials and links on web page design.

Danny's got a Little Collection of Animated Gifs for your web pages.

Kids, check out Magician Cols' "secret" web graphics room
...including the Alien Adoption Center.

Need to clean and shrink web graphics?
The GIF Wizard can help your pages look good and load fast.

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The Real Audio Player lets you listen to audio over the Internet.

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And remember... NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is suprise... surprise and fear...fear and surprise....
Our *two* weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency....
Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope....
Our *four*... no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise....

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