Why is there a Septy home page?  What is it about?  Because I feel like it, and what ever I feel like putting on it.  I originally thought of making an anti-Hanson web page, but that's been done.  There are also anti-anti-Hanson pages, so I thought of doing an anti-anti-anti-Hanson page, AND and anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-Hanson page just to head any dissenters off at the pass.  But then I realized that since they're ticking onto their 12th minute of fame, it wasn't worth it.  Same thing for the Five Spices of the Apocalypse.  Minute number 14 for you chickies!  Off to the place where the New Kids on the Block dwell for the pop tarts.  I dislike pop culture and try to shun it when I can. What has pop culture given us lately?  Must See Television.  The endless parade of Hercules knock-offs.  (But that Sinbad show is terrific.  Great acting and writing.  Oh, yeah and those special effects only add to the complete effect.  And yeah, that's sarcasm.)  And let's not forget Cosmo.  Women's lives everywhere have been enriched by that well thought of piece of journalism.

    They say that bad things come in threes.  This first installment of the Spectacular Septimus Web Page O' Fun is no different.  We have three features.  Each of the features have three sections.

    First is About Septy.  You learn a little about me, find out the deal about the gray thing on the top of the page, and get to learn about some of the people who annoy me.

    Secondly I have my section called True Tales of Stupidity.  You get three, count 'em three tales of moronicy for the price of one, and that's free!  Name a better deal than that!

    And lastly, there is my Tirade.  This is not for the faint of heart.  I strongly caution anyone who is easily offended to not go to this page, and if you do, don't complain about it, because I just warned you all about it.  There are some strong opinions expressed on it especially on the last one.

    I look forward to creating more in the future, and if all goes according to plan, I should update this page monthly.  Yeah, the glass is always half full when I look at it.  If you have questions or comments, e-mail me at septy@geocities.com and if I figure out how to work the mail at this place, I just might respond.  Oh yeah, if you don't have anything nice to say, keep it to yourself.  I probably won't manage to slip caring into my busy, busy schedule.