Ok, this is going to be divided into a couple of sections:
| These are my close friends, associates, and co-conspirators in my never-ending quest for happiness, justice, and chaos | |
| Various Associates and Other Cool People | I don't know these people as well, but they are still cool. If the world went post-apocalyptic, I would let these people live in the well-fortified city-state that I would form from the ashes of a shattered civilization |
Psycho Friends in no particular order:
| Pippin Carino: Pippin was once struck by lightning, and it did absolutely nothing. His hobbies include swordfighting while wearing armor, drinking mead, and stealing women from me on several occasions without realizing it (you're at 21/2, and you're a dead man if you hit three...). In all, one of my best friends. | |
| Devon Start: The owner of "Gus", Devon has the remarkable ability to silence any person speaking nonsense or untruth with a biting sarcastic remark. He only has used his powers for good thus far (well, sort of), so we're all safe. Has called me a 'vile predator" on one occasion. Owns a clothing ensemble that can only be described as "nouveau-pimpdaddy". But we keep him around, because he is a gracious host. | |
| Jared Kamage: Probably the only person in the world that becomes a Victorian Gentleman while drunk, he is the only person that I know that is more polite and kind than me. We all consider ourselves lucky to have him as a friend. | |
| Michael "Zoot" McDonald: | |
| Mark Smith: Mark is So Rad, you will not believe it... now gainfully employed. | |
| John Bruns: John shows the ultimate patience and kindheartedness by living with a very stinky person. Just wait until he saves enough money to move out... | |
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Mikey Picone:
I met Mikey through my friends at NJIT, and my life has
gone to hell ever since... Seriously, Mikey is probably
the person I would trust to drive me through a Soviet
checkpoint during the Cold War. He makes no expectations,
and demands nothing from others, yet things work out for
him. I guess he got his kamma balancing him, good actions
paying him back in kind. Now if we could all just float
that way, everyone will be happy.. Be careful in conversation with him, however, as the chaos may overwhelm you, and there is no turning back.... |
| Jarret Hair: If I were a king, this man would be my Court Jester, without all the stuff like having to wear the pointy shoes with bells and getting beaten if he did not amuse me (well, maybe the shoes). | |
| Ken Brumfield: | |
| "Gus": this Jack Russell Terrier is the only Jedi Dog in the world. We have watched him kill a man just by looking at him, it was a gruesome sight. We don't know how long Gus will be able to hold of the Dark Side of the Force, so we do our best to help Gus master his Jedi powers for the side of good. |
Various Associates in a particular order that takes years to understand:
| Errol and Joe Logan: I met these gooby fools at a live action role playing event, and I can't get rid of them. Perhaps some of the most chaotic people I know. | |
| Al Jardines: An Immigration agent, he is legally able to carry a firearm and can deport people, what else do you need? One of the coolest people I know. | |
| Will Mullally: The man owns clothes that embarass mine, and it's not like I dress in ripped jeans and T-shirts. | |
| Steve Garcia: Steve and I are working on writing a comic book, which will bring us recognition from the masses. Good plan. Good guy. | |
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Mike Smith: This man brews his own beer, and although you should drink in moderation if at all, drink Ken and Mike's Floor Beer if you are sick of that domestic crap. It is a finely crafted brew, made with only the best ingredients, it's in big bottles, and has rocking names like A Long Dark Death... if only he could sell it. But you can bargain with him for some... |
| Mike Hernandez: If you dislike
bluntly honest people, you won't like Mike. Well, tough,
because I think he's OK. Hey, Mike... EGGS!!! |
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| Dave Damast: I was impressed that someone actually knows more than me (no, I don't have a huge ego, but I have had a lot of education). I mean, Dave can read Latin without having to check in the glossary of his Latin book every third sentence like I have to do. In all, in a post-apocalyptic world, he would be the head of any school I would found in my well-fortified city-state. | |
| Casey: sometimes, I think he is so laid back that he would melt through the floor just by sitting there. Then again, there are probably times that he felt the same way. In all, a good guy. | |
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Discord: this woman is a sweetheart, and her own website is as amusing as this one. One of the most elegant, as well as tastiest, women I know. I met her on-line, and was able to give her sound advice about her troubles, which were many at the time. Now, things are better, but she still puts up with me IMing her all the time. |
| Dave Fooden: Trained in the art of assassination by a small sect of hermits in Japan, Dave has instead gone on to fame as an artist. People have actually paid him money to use his artwork in books and newspapers. | |
| Sean Jaffe: | |
