OK, as you saw under the Buddha Nature pages, you can do good and bad stuff, and somewhere along the line, you will get paid back. Below is a list of possible karma conditions, both good and bad. In other words, good stuff gets you good stuff, and bad stuff gets you bad stuff
| GOOD KAMMA | BAD KAMMA |
|---|---|
| Being kind to animals | Using animals as crash test dummies |
| Being nice to your best friend's Significant Other. | Stealing your best friend's Significant Other |
| Spreading Love and Kindness whereever you go. | Spreading Typhoid and the flu wherever you go. |
| Sharing | Sucking on the pipe until it's kicked |
| Not taking yourself too seriously | Being too uptight |
| Not getting too attached to material things | Hoarding all your stuff and being a evil miser |
| Making money responsibly | Screwing people over for money |
| Enjoying yourself in moderation | Drinking so much that you are wandering around New Brunswick, lost even though you are only blocks from your house, and being mocked by people that give you wrong directions, and have to have a friend find you stumbling drunk near Hamilton Boulevard. |