"Buddha ain't something you smoke, Nirvana ain't a grunge band, and kamma will come around and kick your ass if you continue to think the Noble Eightfold Path is the dinner special at the China Inn Take-Out..."
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Dystopian Kamma:
The belief, based on
evidence and conjecture, that even in this fragged-out world,
that good (skillful) actions are rewarded by:
Happiness,
Good hair,
No hangovers,
Satisfying sex with a wonderful person that you also love for
their mind and spirit,
and who loves you back,
And
Clean, well-fitting socks and underwear,
and that bad (unskillful) actions will cause you to have:
Extreme
suffering,
Skinheads kicking you in the teeth,
Drinks spilled on you,
Hair loss,
Death while sad and lonely,
And
Dirty, ill-fitting socks and underwear.
The purpose of Dystopian Kamma is to gather people that want to spread happiness, end suffering, and generally make a good world for themselves and others, and give them a place to learn, see others who feel the same, and to spread the message that despite this fragged-out big suck of a world, some of us aren't going to let it go to Hell without a fight.
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