Show 76. The Sugar VS Spice Show! THURS. Nov 19, 1998 @ Mustang Sally's

Show 76 "The Sugar vs Spice Show!"
THURS. Nov 19,1998 @ Mustang Sally's
Alley

VIC's Original Playbill Comments: ""Tonight's show is dedicated to all the girls I've loved before, some kind and sweet, others vindictive and unrelentingly evil. It really stinks that sometimes, given the choice between good and evil, it's the latter category (heretofore referred to as the Spice Category) that gets the most intense love because the SUGAR vareity of girls are so sweet and selfless in focusing all their attentions on you that they seem to disappear right before your greedy, selfish eyes. And, because they DO REALLY LOVE YOU, your only rationale is there must be something wrong with them. Oh what fools ye men be! It's the sweet girls you should want but any guy looking at both SUGAR and SPICE below (taken from some godforsaken thrift shop record ) would probably say spice is what he wants, what he really really wants. C'mon, she looks like Julie Newmar. Not even a cloistered monk would choose June Cleaver over Catwoman. This is the struggle our species of dogmen has to endure every day. But ask yourselves this fellas, is it love when it hurts you more? Must you be humiliated and ridiculed at every turn by a cold unfeeling lass before your heart can finally beat like the proverbial tom tom? I hope both you and the woman you escorted to this fine establishment 2 nite enjoy the show and that it opens up a dialogue between the two of you, one which I also hope you will continue out in the strip mall should the talk take a gruesome turn.

OF NOTE: No new songs were supplied for this show and in fact three were dropped allowing for time restrictions.Vic had wanted to reprise the Zapruder film numbers from the 4th of July show but that proved to lengthy. A good anthology show with many pithy observations about the stronger sex (that's women, in case you were wondering). New Darren guested as did Felina, the Mannequin, who had a dual role tonight as "Jackie O". Since the Kennedy number was cut, the Felina mannequin bore her head during "THE UNCONTROLLABLE WOMAN". Vic's prized Bubble Sword reappears for "DELILAH" as does his 39 copies of Whipped Cream And Other Delights during "THE I DON"T CARE GIRL". Also making a repeat appearance is The Human Torch, singing and speaking his burning heart during "FOOLISH FOOLISH GIRL".

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