INTRO: "Girlwatcher's Theme" - Lawrence Welk

I'D GLADLY MARRY YOU AGGIE*

SOLAR SYSTEM*

IT"S A MAN'S WORLD

DON'T GET WILD*

THE UNCONTROLLABLE WOMAN*

YOU GO TO MY HEAD

BEAUTY SLEEP*

MAYBE YOU"VE SEEN HER*

DELILAH

VIC's Original Playbill Comments: "Tonight's show is dedicated to all the girls I've loved before, some kind and sweet, others vindictive and unrelentingly evil. It really stinks that sometimes, given the choice between good and evil, it's the latter category (heretofore referred to as the Spice Category) that gets the most intense love because the SUGAR vareity of girls are so sweet and selfless in focusing all their attentions on you that they seem to disappear right before your greedy, selfish eyes. And, because they DO REALLY LOVE YOU, your only rationale is there must be something wrong with them. Oh what fools ye men be! It's the sweet girls you should want but any guy looking at both SUGAR and SPICE below (taken from some godforsaken thrift shop record ) would probably say spice is what he wants, what he really really wants. C'mon, she looks like Julie Newmar. Not even a cloistered monk would choose June Cleaver over Catwoman. This is the struggle our species of dogmen has to endure every day. But ask yourselves this fellas, is it love when it hurts you more? Must you be humiliated and ridiculed at every turn by a cold unfeeling lass before your heart can finally beat like the proverbial tom tom? I hope both you and the woman you escorted to this fine establishment 2 nite enjoy the show and that it opens up a dialogue between the two of you, one which I also hope you will continue out in the strip mall should the talk take a gruesome turn."

OF NOTE: New song: "Maybe You've Seen Her"

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