Fringe-the boy lunatic-conceived on an Ash Wednesday when Scrounge meets Suckup girl-now Scrounge he's twisted-he's completely wacked-ever since a midget (who turned out to be a child actor smoking a cigar) stomped on him like a balloon, Scrounge just aint never been the same-it's been said that he paralyzed his home-
town soda jerk & if he didn't like you, he'd turn the jerk loose on you-to my knowledge, this never happened ... Suckup girl-her nosejob keeps dripping & she has to carry a gardener along when she goes to parties-she is talking to Bishop Freeze, who asks her "wha'a thinka that Monet painting? i mean i just got done spending five days reading Kierkegaard-alone in a room baby-just me & Kierkegaard -yeah-& the first thing i see when i come outa there is that painting-well! flip? lemme tell you did i flip? i mean did you dig the wisdom in that goddamn forehead? did you dig the crumbs in the chick's smile?" "yes i found it extremely i found it extremely ..." "monographic?" says Scrounge trying to help her out & put the make on her "yes & also i found it voluptuously interesting" when Bishop Freeze goes home, Suckup comes over to Scrounge & thanks him "dont mention it" says Scrounge who unbuttons his shirt & shows her his name signed on his stomach "had that done in Kadalawoppa last year-that's in Mexico you know" "oh that's donkey country-i know it very well the beaches are extremely fantastic-i hear the fuzz are down there now tho" "yeah baby the fuzz come in about last Christmas-the scene now is in the jungle" "would you like to go for a ride on my stallion-we'll drop the gardener off" "yeah baby sure-then maybe we'll come back & shoot the bull" "all right-sounds wizzy-i got my gun & we can talk about Kadalawoppa & everything" "Kadalawoppa yeah did you ever know Puny Jim down there?" "no but what about Lupe d'Lupe-did you know him-he's a retired coffee expert-comes from the coast?" "yes-oh my god i did -i found him extremely uh ...extremely . yes" "he's a natural baby-he's a natural-a meth-head but he's all beautiful-he's the one that showed me that the jungle was there" "yes me too-i found him extremely interesting" ...nite falls now & Scrounge takes Suckup girl by the leg-she rearranges her mouth & they both go out the back door looking at the moon ...Fringe is conceived a greasy fat newspaper lays on Roger's counter-Roger, the owner of Cafe de la All Nite-a spanish all nite restaurant-is sad for the first time in 9 months-his mother has disappeared in Paris & he fears now that all those frenchmen might have their fun over what they think is her dead body ...roger glances thru the facts of the fat greasy newspapers tiger stampede in hollywood-annette & frankie avalon found in pacific ocean-hands tied behind their backs-footage of bugs bunny documentary found in the lungs of tom mix, whom everybody thought was dead but showed up as a boxtop-rebels attack Walgreen's in Fantasia-dictator wires for more candy-U.S. sending in marines & arnold stang-in Phoenix, man eats his wife at 2 in the afternoon-FBI investigating/ bomb explodes in norman mailer's pantry-leaves him color blind-big shakeup in sports department-ed sullivan & Freshkid, a relative of Prince Rainier & visiting this country as a guest of Cong Long, a grandson of Huey Long-seen escaping with catchers' mitts-contact lenses & dope tablets-Bishop Sheen very disturbed-when asked for opinion-just stated "i cant believe it-i cant believe this could happen to ed-it mustve been the company he's been keeping lately"-william buckshot junior writing oriental cookbook-is very upset that he's lived after falling off diving board with no water in the pool-walter crankcase arrested in Utah for lifting candles-when questioned, he calmly explained that he needed them to listen to some early little richard records-Doctor Sponge, inventor of deer poison & snap crackle & pop cereal-willing to take case for slight fee/ little girls spray chancellor erhard with goose fat on his arrival from miami -president lets embarrassing fart at banquet table-blames it on the eggs-stock market takes worst dive in years-in gary, indiana, colored man shot twenty times thru the head-coroner says cause of death is unknown ...no good movies playing in town & only one job in the want ads-NEEDED: a honest man to be rag picker for friendly family-must be sturdy-preferably a basketball player- must have a love for children-couch & a toilet-wages to be discussed-phone TOongee 1965 ... Roger puts down his greasy paper & who should come in but Scrounge the Suckup girl-it is early morning & they are not lovers anymore-they are customers