Photos - (they're actually mine, but on Saga's page)

Top Ten Crap Bands

1. Daphne and Celeste - f**k you, your momma too and your daddy!!!

2. Black Lace - Agadoo...do...do...

3. The Goombay Dance Band - ask your parents and watch them squirm.

4. Wings - Mull of Kintyre...need we say more?

5. Poison - look what the cat dragged in indeed

6. The Brotherhood of Man - you are having none of my kisses you paedophilic bastards!!! ("even though you're only three...")

7. Bucks Fizz - they made Cheryl Baker a star for God's sake, what more reason do you need?!

8. Embrace - whiny, unoriginal and utterly crap.

9. Celine Dion - not technically a band but she is f**king ugly and f**king shite and therefore deserves a place on the list.

10. Vengaboys - it's Ibiza for Christ's sake!!!!!!!!