I have turned into an old man. Hence the fact
that I can't be arsed to mosh at gigs and I have become prone to complaining about the
weather.
my feet get extremely sweaty when it is hot,
and very cold when it is not.
working in a car park for eight hours a day is
a really shitty job until the moment you get paid when it all suddenly starts to make
sense again.
some people are bastards for the sake of being
bastards. Bastards.
being drunk is fun, but being hungover is not.
it is not possible for me to get away with
wearing shoes that are only size 9 1/2, even if they are free as it bloody hurts.
farts are VERY funny in terms of both sound and
smell.
DVD players are a very nice thing to own - even
though I don't actually have one of my own.
you can get very good Chinese food for
very little money when in Camden.
there is a 'Pants Appreciation Society'
and they even have their own web-site (albeit unofficial).
