My Favourites

Here are links to some of my favourite web-sites that I have found on the net. If you find any dodgy links or you have something that you think I would like, or is suited to this page, then email me. Enjoy.

To kill various annoying celebrities such as Macaulay Culkin or those annoying, furry little bastards called Pokemon, then go to this site. From either of these two pages you follow the appropriate links to the original screen and choose to kill various celebrities. (A personal favourite of mine is the Power Rangers mission.)

Ever wondered what Hanson get up to at the weekend? Well this site is dedicated to the three brothers' black metal side-project (I shit ye not). Just click here to have a butcher's at this amazing site.

This link will send you to one of the best Ali G web-sites, where you can get a tour of Staines(!) and play various related games, amongst other attractions. Personally, I recommend the translation game which gives you an insight into how Ali G would say some of your everyday statements. For another Ali G web-site, go here.

If you have ever wondered what some rap type person was saying when talking about their 'beetches' and 'hos' and 'props' etc, then pay a visit to the rap dictionary to find out what the bloody hell they were on about. Word.

Similarly, if you want to learn how to communicate with any little kids that are really annoying you, then go to the 'Online Dictionary of Playground Slang'.

If you have ever had the wish to punch Bill Gates, then this site is for you.

Ever wanted to play air-guitar along to your favourite tracks? - then go to this site. It is guaranteed to have you strumming along to even the most complicated tracks with confidence in almost no time at all.

For a site that is dedicated to one of the greatest films ever made, Spinal Tap, follow this link. It contains all manner of rock trivia and audio clips to download. Assuming, that is, your soundcard goes all the way up to 11.

Bert is evil. Or at least that is what this site claims. It also makes the outrageous claim that it was indeed our good friend Bert who was behind the assassination of JFK. All good, clean fun...of sorts.