Photos - (they're actually mine, but on Saga's page)

Top Ten Chat up lines

Get your coat, pet - you've pulled
Here's 10p - go and phone your mum and tell her you won't be home this evening
Are you tired yet love, cos you've been running through my mind all evening.
Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven
Fancy a shag...no? - Do you mind lying there while I have one?
That skirt would look great at the end of my bed.
Were you born gorgeous or did it come naturally?
Christ love, you must have fallen from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down....cheque please!
Hello little girl....would you like to see some puppies? (ŠGary Glitter homepage [sic])
Well it ain't gonna suck itself, love!!

If you have any better chat up lines, let me know (all entries will be added anonymously and vigorously tested on live animals).