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Top Ten ways to kill Daphne and Celeste

 

  1. Acid bath

  2. Uzi

  3. Sledgehammer to the head

  4. Nail-gun up the nose

  5. Stake to the heart

  6. Pipe bomb up the arse

  7. Feed them to French cattle

  8. Send them on tour to Kosovo

  9. Drum sticks through the eyes

  10. Force them to drink 15 ounces of lighter fluid and baked beans, stand by with a blow-torch and wait for them to fart...but watch out for the backdraft.

 

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