yaspeakamylanguage?
where does the title of my page come from? find out here.
hey everyone... want to appear intelligent, succesful and worldly to all of your friends? You've come to the right place! impress them with your extensive -- well, maybe the word for it is OBSCURE -- knowledge of language! commit really weird things to your head in all sorts of tounges, so that you can grow up to be just like me... (however scary that thought is!)

DICLAIMER: I am not a linguist, language teacher, child prodigy, citizen of Switzerland, special person, or any expert on this whatsoever. I just happen to have a gift for running into people who are NOT monolingual as myself, and picking up odd phrases from them and the occasional foreign film. Half of these are probably incorrect, I'm apoligising ahead of time for my ignorance. PLEASE, if you notice mistakes, let me know!


Click on the flags
in the sidebar to go to that language... (some of them aren't up yet... deal with it...) if you don't get the images, just use the bottom.
french
swahili
german
hey you...
spanish
Comments, suggestions and love; all of it goes to...

mal@partlycloudy.com


...click on it, write it down, tattoo it to your arm, I don't care.

what's new?


Well, there's been a lot of lovin' (or *something...*) going on in my guestbook. See what today's melodrama is, or add your own twisted thoughts to the pit of insanity. Also, the unthinkable has happened: I finished Spanish and German! Visit them!

Elena (of the famous guestbook signing) is going to be co-hosting my links page, which will specialise in the weird-to-weirder stuff that goes on on the web. Any suggestions goes to my addy.

I've finally done it!!! *gone insane, you ask?* Well, in a way. I've created the Officially UnOfficial Online Bonsai Garden!! Check it out if you think it sounds (remotely) interesting. Email me or post something on my guestbook if you have any comments.
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the international language of love...

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