So... You've decided to flee... To run while you still can... To escape the HORRIBLE EVIL POWER THAT THREATENS TO OVERRUN YOUR BRAIN AND TURN YOU INTO A MINDLESS VEGITABIBBLE!!!
Well, good for you!
To tell you the truth, I thought you would have ran away a long time ago...
Now, on to the other stuff!
LYNX! Get it? HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! I'll shut up now.
Do you play tournament-fighting games at the arcade? Really really often? Do you wonder how well the characters would do if they could fight warriors from other tournament fighing games? If so, you'll LOVE The Multiverse Video Fighters Championship(MVFC), where people vote for their favorite fighters to win the big matches. Now, granted, it's been a little messed up since the original server went down, but they've got it all worked out now. I think.
By the way, I was usually found on the MVFC Feedback Board and MVFC Waste of Bandwidth Board, where many weird people would gather to discuss (usually)pointless things. The MVFC people say the Boards will be up sometime soon, but...
Hey, if you'd like something like the above tournament, but MUCH MUCH weirder, visit the Magical Troubleshooting Crossover Fighting Tournament BETA! It's been over for months, but it's still the wackiest tourney you'll ever have your eyes bump into.
Or, how about the Ultimate Video Rumble III, which is mostly being written by a guy I know from the MVFC Boards named Wanderer, who also has his own page.
Also, that Wanderer chap is working with Hunter and Kevin 'Emerald' Kanda(two MVFC writers; see above) to finish Dream Tournament IV.
Hey, you. C'mere. D'ya like Super-Deformity? If you do, visit the SD Gallery, run by The eDANgelist and Kenma, two more guys from the MVFC Boards.
Also from the MVFC Boards is an artist/ranter(but nobody rants more then ME! Hahahahahaha!) named Ultima, who has an Ultimate Rambling Page which is.
Okay, enough with the MVFC stuff. How aboutMetacrawler Search Engine? A big old combination of Yahoo and Excite and Webcrawler and stuff... If you need to find something, THIS is what you use. Really.
Next link: Happypuppy game demos. Good place to go for all your game demo needs. And it's really fun to just say the name. Happypuppy. Happypuppy Happypuppy Happypuppy. Try it. It's VERY therapeutic. Happypuppy. ;)
Hey, can you use MIDIs? I've got a good one right here. It's On The Air, by Peter Gabriel.
What's that? You say you would like MORE Peter Gabriel MIDIs? Well, pinch yourself, because you can go to the Peter Gabriel MIDI Archive! What's that? You say you DON'T like Peter Gabriel? Well, pinch yourself again, but MUCH MUCH HARDER!
Speaking of MIDIs... Have you ever played a video game and a tune from it stuck in your head and it stayed there for the rest of your life and it really caused some embarassing scenes like when you were being mugged and you started humming a Mega Man song and trying to shoot the muggers with your sleeve? ...No?... Uhh, neither have I. Anyway, if you can use MIDIs, you can now listen to those tunes over and over and over again by taking a few files from The VideoGame Music Archive! Yaaaaay!
Are you looking for something involving Japanese Cartoons? Pictures? Fanfiction? Information? Long boring ranting?
Cute little girls in tiger suits? If you're looking for ANYTHING about Anime on the web, it'd be a smart idea to start at the 
ANIME WEB TURNPIKE. Yeah, I know, sometimes that page doesn't work. If that's the case, use the European mirror, The OTHER Anime Web Turnpike.
I have an account with Hotmail. I did long before they became Microsoft property. It's not MY fault.
Do you like role-playing? Then you just might like this! I am partially what I am today because of The Realms Of Despair! (Blame THEM!) Ask about a man named JAAS who was the protecter of cheese and carried with him Kraft Bombs, and you will probably be looked at funny.
An old... aquaintence... of mine from the Realms of Despair also has his own page! Visit Matrix's page, which isn't much, really, but it's nice to know he's not dead. ;)
Chika's King Of Fighters Zone! She was nice enough to make a link to the Church Of Kaphwan AND let me use a couple of her pics! Come on! Give her a visit! (Besides, our pages coincedentally opened in the same month. So far, I've had maybe 1300, 1400 hits and she's had, what, 50,000? Therefore, she sure as hell knows something I don't! [But I'm not bitter.])
If you've been wondering exactly how many Korean fighting game characters there are, then you probably have too much free time on your hands. But, there's nothing wrong with that, so visit
run by Eugene Whong! Ask Eugene about my Church Of Kaphwan! I bet he'll swear at you! So it really isn't a good idea! Nope nope!
Hey. You know who I REALLY hate? Bob. That's right, it's the I Hate Bob Homepage!
It's amazing! It's stupendous! It does nothing! It's a link I've been meaning to put up on this page for months! That's right, it's The Really Big Button that Doesn't Do Anything! Woo hoo!
I don't know WHY I didn't put this link up sooner.
Piro-chan's Page! It's got great artwork! It's real snazzy looking! It has a link to my page on it! It's had it for months! (Erm, sorry about that, Pirotess... ^_^) Visit it!
Or to the Church of Kaphwan?
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